There's a war in my mind and I'm winning

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one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

is this how they felt when they saw the tomb was empty

pjackk really is like jesus man, gone again after rising for a beautiful moment... starting pjackk catholicism where you going to pjackk mass and having the pjackk eucharist (computer chip for wafer and golden chalices of mustard gravy)

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

the cultural object of the black hole is kind of remarkable. It's almost an anti-God in a sense, a negative infinity. Yeah there's this kind of dead sun that's collapsed into an infinitely dense point, and if you fall past its event horizon you're fucked. Every schoolchild knows this. A black hole can be introduced in a superhero blockbuster without any explanation except for its established look and the name "black hole", and this will be understood as the ultimate natural disaster, which even superman could not hope to defeat. truly S-tier cosmic object

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

*taking the gun out of my mouth and leaving an uncomfortably erotic trail of saliva* wait i just had a great idea

If your bread ever tastes like earth. And I mean straight up dirt out of the ground. That's mold babyyyyy.

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