✦ ݁˖ Space Child ✦ ݁˖

(taking a drag of a blunt) well yeah dude relapse is pretty much inevitable in recovery and you just need to keep trying again and again and again and again and again until the end of time

rare moment where I'm GLAD I'm not friends with other boys because i got my hair cut and I'm not dreading being slapped upside the head tomorrow<3

i take elections seriously and i cant believe people would back a deeply unserious joke candidate with ridiculous policies who makes a mockery of democracy and thats why i hope the people of clacton use their brains and count binface beats him

why does my dad know about cleated rivalry.

the more time passes the more i begin to suspect my scout leaders are in a polycule

i need everyone to know married hollanov are completely insufferable

hes a middle school science teacher. he's the saviour of not one planet but two. he got fired from his fancy science job for calling one of his higher ups "a staggering waste of carbon". he knits his own cardigans in the school holidays. he's probably aroace. hes the first human to ever make contact with life outside of earth. he was forcably martyred. he spent several weeks trying to remember enough basic information to be let out of a room. he's played by ryan gosling. he was held down and put into a medically induced coma then sent to space and thats only like the fifth weirdest thing to ever happen to him. hes probably autistic. he discovered and bred an alien that eats stars. he made a security guy tasked with keeping him out of trouble spend government money on sweets for him. he taught himself to fly a spaceship. he's widely believed to be a fox therian. he was ordered to be held down and restrained by the head of the petrova taskforce. he doesn't even have a dog. he's the worst to ever do it. he's never done anything wrong in his life. hes my favourite ever in the world.

tent erection. tent edging. tent orgasm. tent aftercare.

headcanon people keep captioning The fancam video as "Hayden Pike Coming Out Video"