everything is fine.

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

can't stop thinking about how Remmick had a black eye after fleeing the Choctaw vampire hunters. Forget stakes and holy water and garlic; they were just straight up beating his ass

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

Just go missing bro it's ruined

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)