everything is fine.

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

Holy fuck

does anyone else see a sports field on a cold night in the texture of the hair