The Imperial House Cat

(cartoon by Tim Eagan)

tf is this crap?

I’m shook

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But it is not today

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

found this beautiful tiny soul crying on the street all alone. took her home. this is her basket now

look at marbles being an apex predator

@campfirecanines I deliver

hell yeah…..

TRUE HERO

by Gray-Skull

I played Neko Atsume VR and my soul has been rejuvenated 

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

Bash Ketchum

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

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(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)