i am a simple being. i see anything, i have a crisis

Have u ever just watched someone move or talk or laugh and ur like wow how the fuck is everything you do so hot

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?

This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there

son of a bitch everything costs money

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

how u got anxiety 😭😭😭 chill 😂😂🤣😂😭

youre vibe is rancid. i have to ask you to leave

Dude your aura is covered in fruit flies : /

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

this chapter of my life is called (damn bitch you sure you’re alright?)

neko atsume go: collect any real life cats that you see, just grab them

Max is one of the most relatable characters in Stranger Things because when a girl she barely even talks to just showed up at her door asking for advice, girl went so hard. Not only did she give her advice, she was like “babe we’re gonna go get you a whole new wardrobe, get ice cream and do a photo shoot. Fuck your man.” She was literally the equivalent of a drunk girl finding another girl crying in a bathroom