co-producer speed weed

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

My name is choorli..... ex cee ex........ and this is a sönng.......... that i wrÖÜt. fo icona popp. and it’s coowdt. oi. lov. ett.

get high and think of me

get high and think of me

This is what all my dreams were like as a child

this is literally so fucking funny

I thot post credit scenes were for watching scrat the squorel kill himselve

a noir saxophone lick screams out in the smoky streets as I step into the bar and coolly order a horsepussy…. on the rocks

I know I’ve reblogged this and commented before- but my favorite part is that immediately after this, Malcolm is like “so anyway I got you these” and hands Reese some pamphlets about accepting yourself as queer that he got from the guidance counselor, and Reese is like “oh, I got you these” and hands him a grocery bag full of gay porn.