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Coco is feeling even more cuddly than usual today. I think he's spent more time in my arms than not.

#kitties #Coco the cat #boring personal bullshit

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goldensunset

ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

?

yes

no

super nuance bald extract button (use this wisely)

Remaining time: 4 days 25 minutes

#my first thought was Ripley but Cait rightly points out like almost any Ghibli movie

jakey-beefed-it

Vrrrrrrrrrm pew pew!

jakey-beefed-it

You know how with a lot of GW vehicle kits you really have to kinda squeeze and warp and then secure with rubber bands while the glue dries to get them to go together?

No such problems with the sicaran. Goes together smoothly. Dog bless.

jakey-beefed-it

Went with a mid-strength anti-marine and anti-transport build in the end. The sicaran lacks an anti-tank main gun unless it's a venator, and while you can give it lascannon sponsions, that just makes it into a beast that's trying to do many things at once and does them all poorly as a result.

Very pleased with the kit overall, now to decide whether to add it to my Ultramarines (which already have a lot of good mid-strength firepower) or make it the armored spearpoint of my Word Bearers.

#Jake plays Warhammer 30k

jakey-beefed-it

Vrrrrrrrrrm pew pew!

jakey-beefed-it

You know how with a lot of GW vehicle kits you really have to kinda squeeze and warp and then secure with rubber bands while the glue dries to get them to go together?

No such problems with the sicaran. Goes together smoothly. Dog bless.

#Jake plays Warhammer 30k

Vrrrrrrrrrm pew pew!

#Jake plays Warhammer 30k

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The new contemptor kit coming with one of every major weapon option is pretty cool. Like, a lot of the time you'll want to double up and really lock it in to a dedicated role (like my tank-hunting double lascannon one) but you can always trade with somebody, or, as GW probably wants you to do, buy two contemptors and make one double melta and the other double volkite or the like.

I now have 3 contemptor dreadnoughts: one easy-build one from way back with assault cannon and fist, one with dual claws, and now my dual lascannon one. I'm strongly considering chopping up the easy build one and replacing his fist arm with another assault cannon or maybe the volkite weapon to make him more dedicated anti-infantry. And even THEN, I'm feeling tempted to build a dual volkite or dual conversion beamer one. I should not do that! That's too many contemptors!

I gotta post the spare gun arms in my local buy/sell/trade thing so someone else can do that instead and I can get some word bearers bits or something.

#Jake plays Warhammer 30k #boring personal bullshit

depsidase

jakey-beefed-it

So over the years, Warhammer models have gotten a bit bigger, a bit better proportioned. In the hobby this is generally referred to as "scale creep." So the resin contemptor lascannons compared to the newer plastics look like the above. And my dreadnought is gonna have a very clearly dominant laser arm.

Or, as I cracked when I first set them side by side like this, "you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about."

jakey-beefed-it

Pew! Pew!

#Jake plays Warhammer 30k

So over the years, Warhammer models have gotten a bit bigger, a bit better proportioned. In the hobby this is generally referred to as "scale creep." So the resin contemptor lascannons compared to the newer plastics look like the above. And my dreadnought is gonna have a very clearly dominant laser arm.

Or, as I cracked when I first set them side by side like this, "you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about."

#Jake plays Warhammer 30k

Put together the first 5 assault marines from the Maximus box, along with their attached character. Used a bunch of 3d printed bitz off of etsy to fancy them up so they can be the Ultramarines specific unit, the "Locutarus Storm Squad." They're all supposed to have special power swords but I really like the look of the normal ones and had plenty, so just used those to proxy them with.

#Jake plays Warhammer 30k

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jakey-beefed-it

Finally put together a 1500 point 30k list I don't hate. The only things it requires that I don't have are some jump pack specialists (the legion-specific Locutarus Storm Squad, which is 5 dudes with special power swords) which I'm thinking I'll buy the mk4 assault marines when they come out separately, and a jump pack champion with paragon blade and volkite serpenta.

Phaedra Tycho, my 2nd in command Centurion, has a unique looking power sword and a volkite charger, which is close enough to proxy, but she's got a normal power pack. Debating ripping the regular backpack off and giving her a jump pack so she can serve as a jump pack Centurion or Champion. She did acquit herself well in her first outing. But her regular backpack is cool looking. I could potentially magnetize it.

This is her, by the way. I really like that back banner, but a jump pack would also be very cool.

jakey-beefed-it

#worst answer: buy another ultramarines legion praetor model and do the same head swap but give her a jump pack #so i can have her both with and without Jump Pack as two separate models

guess who did exactly that

#Jake plays Warhammer 30k

Guess who's got two thumbs and found a discounted (still too goddamn expensive, but 25% off is 25% off) Maximus Battle Group?

#Jake plays Warhammer 30k #i know exactly what to do with the jump pack guys #and the sicaran is rad and nobody ever turned their nose up at another contemptor #the big question is if I build the mk4 guys as ultramarines breachers for zm games #or word bearers tacticals

tennesseewillams

WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

patronsaintofdemons

officialspec

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

officialspec

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

officialspec

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

shinraalpha

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

asphodelimago

#walkable cities also means cities with temp shelter from sun/heat and wet/rain#because sometimes rainstorms happen unexpectedly#and because some cities need SO MUCH more shade than they have or people risk heatstroke

Yes.

While we're at it, walkable cities also means cities with well-maintained and well-inspected sidewalks and curb cuts.

#cities must be walkable sheltered sittable and shittable #like yes absolutely work to abolish homelessness too but a person should be able to just exist #in a city with no money #we need better food programs too #just open up a bunch of secular gurdwara style places where all comers get a filling meal any time of day #not just soup at set hours #i used to do some volunteer stuff with food not bombs a long time ago #and while many of my fellow volunteers were personally unpleasant people #we were all there in support of the same goals so interpersonal friction was the lowest I've ever seen #in a gathering of leftists #and of course fnb is considered practically terrorists by the government #because they dare to feed people no questions asked #shock. horror.

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I wish it was possible to take a day off from one's own mental illnesses and bodily complaints. Just transfer my consciousness into a cat for 24 hours, sleep 20 of them and have the cat's self-esteem for the other 4, all while painlessly twisted into a pretzel that is somehow the most comfortable position I've ever slept in.

#boring personal bullshit

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