I'm always this nice.

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

Walking tents are always fun, but the pants are what killed me. Then, fresh off that death, GIRAFFE.

when you compliment or thank someone for being such a good friend to you and they hit you with the "i'm going to totally betray your trust soon and you're making it really difficult not to feel conflicted about it" stare 😂😂

the thing is you gotta milk these relationships for all they're worth because when you're a dog that's going to be euthanised soon in someone's eyes there's almost nothing they won't do for you however ☝️ you may struggle to get them to put aside their ethical hangups to have sex with you. in case you were wondering.

what’s the funniest show that could be pitched to someone tumblr style like “omg watch this there is a gay character and autistic representation!”

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Hey everyone, I am sorry for incessantly reblogging this. For pride I am asking for mutual aid. I got laid off at work. As contract says, I will not be getting paid outside of a kiIl fee, which I have no word on when I will receive. I am really struggling with the rising cost of everything, as I am the only caretaker of a family of four and our four cats. My mother is also severely disabled with liver failure. Im at my wits end just trying to keep afloat. Thank you so much