Leviathan, the Girl

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

it also doesn't mean "everything is happy and easy between us all the time" or "none of us can have sex with each other"

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

@supreme-leader-stoat

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

During yesterday’s game I made an off the cuff remark that Infernal music uses a system of nine modes named after the layers of Hell as opposed to the traditional seven in Western classical music so of course I’ve been coming up with a system of nine tones per octave for no gain whatsoever, I don’t think I’ve ever spent so much time on something with absolutely zero game effect

I mean one obvious benefit is that I can now say that my character plays her lute in the Stygian mode which rules

Now I’m desperately curious as to what that would sound like…

I mean it wouldn’t be hard for me to write a piece like that. It won’t sound “correct” to western ears because the root note, C, in that scale will sound like it wants to resolve up to the Db, but if your goal is for music to sound like it’s from Hell, then it’s doable.

It’s uploading to soundcloud now!

https://soundcloud.com/critical-hit-compositions/in-the-court-of-mammon

Omg holy shit

the problem is that obi wan is actually a quite interesting and fun character to think about when there isn't somebody trying to convince you he's the most sad tragic guy in history. he came on the scene in anh and just screamed. that's the first thing he does. and we never get more context to that. that's kind of iconic but no one cares they all wanna put him in a tragedy contest with anakin. he used to be a weird old hermit clowning on people!!!

Firmly convinced the world would be a better place if we started treating sex the way we'd treat any other mundane preference in life, like what kind of chips a person likes to eat with their lunch.

It also prevents your cats and dogs from drinking out of the toilet.

it really bugs me that people don’t close the lid before they flush. 99% of bathrooms have either a towel or a toothbrush within range of toilet spray!