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Not exactly. That makes it sound like it's been only getting worse over the last 134 years. Not true.
It got worse into the 1930s. Then it got much, much better from the 1940s into the 1980s. From the 1980s onward it's been getting much worse again.
So here we are, back where we were. However, since it improved and got worse again, it could improve again.
World History in a Year (Week 28): 200s BC
With the 200s BC, we enter fully into an age of empires in Eurasia and North Africa. Moving west to east, the major players are Rome in Italy, Carthage in North Africa, Ptolemaic Egypt (one of Alexanderâs successor states), the Seleucids in Western Asia (another Alexandrian successor state), the Mauryan Empire in India, and the Qin and the Han Empires in China. The scale of these players changes over the course of the century, so Iâm going to include two maps as context, one from the start of the century and one from its end (maps are from https://www.worldhistorymaps.info/ancient/). Iâve outlined the major players in red and some medium powers in orange.Â
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Youâll see a few major changes between these maps. In midcentury weâve got 1) the growth of the Mauryan Empire into further south areas of India and 2) the Seleucids losing Central Asia to the breakaway Greco-Bactrian and Parthian kingdoms. (Make a mental note of the Parthians, theyâll be important next week.) In the last few decades of the century weâve got 3) the rise of Rome at the expense of Carthage and 4) the rise of imperial China under the Qin and then Han Dynasties. By the end of the century thereâs almost a continuous string of empires from the Strait of Gibraltar to the east coast of China.
The capital cities of the Mauryan Empire (Pataliputra) and Han Empire (Changâan) are both estimated at around 400,000 people in the 200s BC, and Rome may have been in the same ballpark (I havenât found any clear numbers on the size of the city of Rome during the Republic, but by the start of the Roman Empire two centuries later it was 1-2 million people and it grew fast during that time). Alexandria, the capital of Ptolemaic Egypt, could have been a similar size. Attempts to estimate populations in ancient history are very fuzzy, so take the numbers with a grain of salt, but these were unprecedentedly large cities.Â
In relation to the Axial Age, an interesting trait of the Roman Republic and Mauryan and Han Empires empires is that all had moral definitions contrasting themselves with something else: empire wasnât just a claim to raw power, it rested on moral claims. The Roman Republic contrasted itself morally with both the abuses of the older Roman monarchy (the tale of the rape of Lucretia as the inciting event for the overthrow of the monarchy and the creation of the Roman Republic) and, once the Punic Wars started, with its enemies the Carthaginians. The Han Empire contrasted an image of their virtuous rule with the tyranny of their predecessors the Qin; they began their rule with a general amnesty for all prisoners, later abolished the most brutal forms of capital punishment, lowered taxes on the common people, and followed Confucianism.Â
Ashoka, in the Mauryan Empire, contrasted his later enlightened reign with his own prior actions as conqueror, creating inscriptions and pillars with quite unprecedented moral confessions from a ruler, expressing âremorseâŚdeep distress and sorrowâ for the many deaths from his brutal conquest of Kalinga. He was also surprisingly candid about his moral transformation being a gradual process: âI have been an upsaka [Buddhist lay follower] now for more than two and a half years. But for the first year I did not make much of an effort. However, for the past year I have been closely associated with the Buddhist order, and I made a strong effort.â Even if one doesnât regard Ashokaâs inscriptions as fully sincere, the fact that he considered this a convincing form of royal propaganda represents a fundamental difference from earlier empires like Assyria that regarded power as a justification in itself.
This means that by the end of the century, in both China and India the âwise rulerâ strain of philosophy (in Confucian and Buddhist-adjacent forms) had triumphed over the âbrutal pragmatistâ strain represented by the Legalists and Kautilya respectively.
Another transformation brought about in India by Ashoka was a change to what ritual meant. While in both Rome and China ritual animal sacrifices by the government continued â in Rome they were even ramped up at tenser moments in the wars with Carthage â in India Ashoka banned them under the principle of ahimsa (not harming other beings). This fundamentally altered the practice of Hinduism, where the Brahminsâ role in the sacrifices had been a core element. At the same time, Ashoka sponsored Buddhist religious buildings (stupas, which memorialized the Buddhaâs life and contained relics) and made religious pilgrimages. Thus, while some Axial strains had called rituals out as meaningless in the absence of ethical behaviour (including Judaism, Buddhism, and Mohism, but notably not Confucianism), that didnât mean the end of all rituals, nor of offerings (people offered flowers and perfumes to the Buddha), but their change into something new and more personally devotional, and seen as aiding moral development. Ritual would continue through cycles of being dismissed and reinvented through the rest of religious history.
Ashokaâs ban on animal sacrifices and support for Buddhist devotional sites didnât mean that the principles he promoted were exclusively Buddhist. The behaviours his inscriptions advocated â compassion, generosity towards renunciates and brahmins, honesty, respect for elders â were ones that Buddhist, Hindus, Jains, and many other religions of the time would have agreed on. He urged respect between followers of competing teachers and religions and avoiding sharp arguments. He provided support for religious communities of many backgrounds; the first monastic communities originated in 400s-200s BC South Asia.
It is quite fascinating to me that we have an answer to the hypothetical question of âwhat if Qin Shi Huang had a crisis of conscience?â and itâs someone who was a near-contemporary of Qin Shi Huang. And with that weâll turn to China.
For all its fame and all its impact on China, itâs striking just how short the Qin Dynasty was: 15 years, from 221 BC when it finished conquering its rivals to 206 BC. The Qin Dynasty lasted less time than the MCU has. Qin Shi Huang himself only lived until 210 BC. But in that time, he did a lot. That included major building projects (expansions of canals and roads; flood control and irrigation; connecting walls built by earlier states to make the first iteration of the Great Wall; and his famous tomb), which were generally constructed by mandatory (corvĂŠe) labour from the peasantry, and paid for by high taxes, also mostly on the peasantry. It also included standardization of weights, measures, the writing system, and coinage (this is when China's classic round-coin-with-square hole model came in), and a standard gauge for vehicle wheels (meaning that the tracks worn in roads by vehicles would be the same distance apart wherever you went). And it involved large-scale forced relocation as a colonization strategy in newly-conquered areas â to Inner Mongolia in the northwest, and to the east and southeast.Â
Most notoriously among Chinaâs Confucians and scholars, it involved extreme intellectual control. The Legalist Book of the Lord Shang was very blunt on the purpose of this: âIf the people do not prize learning, they will be stupid; if they are stupid, they will have nothing to do with extraneous matters; if they have nothing to do with extraneous matters they will prize agriculture and not neglect their duties; if the people do not disdain agriculture, the country will be peaceful and safe.â Criticism of the Qin, or even discussion of history or philosophy, was punished by death. And Qin Shi Huang had every single book of literature, philosophy, or history burned except those gathered in the imperial library, to give the regime an absolute monopoly on knowledge. As a result, when the imperial library itself was burned by rebels in the war to overthrow the Qin, the last copies of massive numbers of texts were lost. The fact that we know as much as we do about pre-Qin China is a miracle of scholarship, thanks to Han Dynasty scholars who re-wrote as much as they could from scratch.
The combination alienating the peasantry by forced labour, heavy taxes, and forced relocations; alienating the scholarly classes who made up much of the civil service by extreme censorship; and alienating the nobles with many economic changes, led to the Qinâs rapid demise and the rise of the Han (whose first emperor rose to the position from being a small-time local sheriff, which I would love to get into but this is too long already).
Moving on to Rome!
Iâm going to be brief on the First Punic War (264-241 BC) and Second Punic War (218-201 BC). The most important takeaway is that Rome went from being a small state in central Italy to having colonies in Spain and being the dominant naval power of the central and western Mediterranean. In the First Punic War Rome went from having no navy to defeating the Carthaginians â the main naval power of the time â at sea. (This appears to have been achieved in part by 1) capturing a Carthaginian ship, reverse-engineering it, and building hundreds of ship on that model, and 2) developing ship-to-ship bridges that locked their ships to enemy ships and enabled the Romans to carry out essentially an infantry battle at sea.) The Second Punic War was the one with Hannibal bringing war elephants over the Alps; in fact he brought them all the way from Spain, and the war was mainly over control of Spain. Rome won, picking up Carthageâs Spanish colonies and reducing Carthage to virtual powerlessness.Â
The rest of the world was also changing rapidly This ranged from migration and settlement of new areas (the Austronesians reached Micronesia sometime between 500 and 0 BC; the Arawak people of South America reached the Caribbean in the 200s BC), to new trade connections, to state formation in new areas. On the Niger River in West Africa, the town of Jenne was established as an important site for trade, at the meeting of trade routes carrying copper (from the AĂŻr mountains to the east), gold (from the southwest), rice and fish (from where the Niger River spreads into a large inland delta) and grains like sorghum and millet (from the drier Sahel area). It was a junction where trade goods could be transferred between land-based trade routes and river-based ones.
MeroĂŤ to the south of Egypt was another major site for trade. It was the successor to the Napata kingdom that had once ruled Egypt, but it had now moved its capital further south (still in the Sudan area north of the meeting of the Blue and White Nile). It had large-scale iron manufacturing, attested by mounds of iron slag. Its trade products included domestically-produced iron and cotton as well as luxuries like gold and ivory obtained from further south in Africa. It transported all these eastward overland to the Red Sea (rapids on the Sudanian Nile made the river route less navigable), where they linked up with the naval trade routes of Ptolemaic Egypt. MeroĂŤ also had a substantial agricultural base, and built dams for irrigation and water supply. It had its own alphabetic script, which has not yet been deciphered, and built small pyramids for the burial of its rulers.
Moving east, we see the first geographical spread of Axial religions: in response to ambassadors sent by Ashoka, Buddhism spread to southern India and Sri Lanka. Ashokaâs ambassadors illustrate just how interconnected the world was becoming: he also sent ones to Greek states and to Ptolemaic Egypt. So by this time there would have been Indians in Greece aware of Greek philosophy, and Greeks aware of Indian philosophy.
Based on recent research, Indian Ocean trade appears to have extended eastwards between India and Southeast Asia. Khao Sam Kaeo was an urban centre and trading site dating to this period. It was located on the Isthmus of Kra â the narrowest part of Thailandâs southern peninsula and a key location for overland (or river) transport of goods to connect with sea routes to the rest of Southeast Asia and China.Â
Lastly, this was a time of state formation in the Mayan regions of southern Mesoamerica, with some of the earliest ones being centred on the cities of NakbĂŠ and El Mirador. Richard Hansen, the discoverer of El Mirador, calls it the capital of the Kan Kingdom; but it it still an open question of how much of the surrounding area it ruled, and how much may have been ruled by competing Mayan states. NakbĂŠ and El Mirador were also the sites of the earliest monumental Mayan pyramid temples, but building really got going in the next century, so weâll cover that later. Surrounding these cities, Mayan agriculture involved a mix of wetlands and raised fields. Additionally, the earliest Mayan writing, inscribed in the site of San Bartolo, dates from this period; most of it had not been translated, but one part looks like the Mayan word for âkingâ, and is located near a large mural (from the a century later) that appears to show a coronation. So the Mayans may have had kings by this point.
In short, the world was filling up and becoming increasingly complex and interconnected. States became empires; farming towns and villages became cities and states; trade connected people within and across regions to an ever-greater degree; and the few still-uninhabited areas of the world were being discovered and populated. The next century would see the world become even more interconnected, as China came into contact with India and the Mediterranean.
Not to be cliche, but Jane Austen's novels are a lot about how great power & wealth should come with great responsibility, and how most of the wealthy and powerful fail at that. She's asking questions like, "Is that insanely wealthy person polite, charitable, and considerate in a way that befits his station in life?" and she's finding most of them wanting.
Darcy being rude at a party matters because he's so wealthy. Emma insulting Miss Bates is so horrible because she's so wealthy. Those in power were supposed to set a higher standard and be an example of morality and correct conduct to those of the lower classes. While we might not totally agree with this concept today, that is why their behaviour matters so much to Jane Austen. And it's valid because a person who is careless with that much wealth and power can cause a lot of damage. What if everyone in Highbury decided it was now acceptable to shun Miss Bates? It would be diasterious for her. Darcy could easily ruin a woman's marriage prospects. It mattered.
This is why I get so annoyed when people are all, "Of course Darcy was rude! All these women are throwing themselves at him all the time. He's tired of it. His life is so sad!" because that's the price of being an heir to a massive fortune. The poor poor little baby is in the top 1% of the 1% just because he was born male into the right family. As a balance for this insane luck, he's expected to be benevolent, charitable, and polite. It's a pretty small ask, and he's not doing it. (Though he is great at the charity part, which Elizabeth discovers when she visits Pemberley). "But he never knows if someone actually loves him for him!" Then he can give his entire fortune to me. Problem solved. Sorry, if he wants to be filthy rich he has freaking obligations.
All good points, though at the end of the novel, Darcy can say,
Noblesse oblige. Nobility has an obligation to the lower classes. This was an actual expectation and a job and Darcy was not upholding his end of a bargain he had been raised to understand.
I agree. There are two key moments. One is when Elizabeth rejects him and says, "Had you behaved in a more gentleman like manner," and then goes to roast him for his "selfish disdain for the feelings of others," which is definitely not a carrying out of the obligations of noblesse oblige, but a violation of it.
The other is at the end of the novel, when Darcy has proved that he can, in fact, act with a sense of noblesse oblige: when Elizabeth and the Gardiners come to Pemberley, he treats them very well instead of haughtily, and when he takes care of the Lydia business. He is in fact quite noble about this, taking no public credit. Very late, he admits to Elizabeth how he was taught to think meanly of the world - of anyone outside his circle - and he acknowledges how wrong that was.
That is, he got better.
I just thought the best way to get this across was a mashup. Message not received, I guess. My bad.
Not to be cliche, but Jane Austen's novels are a lot about how great power & wealth should come with great responsibility, and how most of the wealthy and powerful fail at that. She's asking questions like, "Is that insanely wealthy person polite, charitable, and considerate in a way that befits his station in life?" and she's finding most of them wanting.
Darcy being rude at a party matters because he's so wealthy. Emma insulting Miss Bates is so horrible because she's so wealthy. Those in power were supposed to set a higher standard and be an example of morality and correct conduct to those of the lower classes. While we might not totally agree with this concept today, that is why their behaviour matters so much to Jane Austen. And it's valid because a person who is careless with that much wealth and power can cause a lot of damage. What if everyone in Highbury decided it was now acceptable to shun Miss Bates? It would be diasterious for her. Darcy could easily ruin a woman's marriage prospects. It mattered.
This is why I get so annoyed when people are all, "Of course Darcy was rude! All these women are throwing themselves at him all the time. He's tired of it. His life is so sad!" because that's the price of being an heir to a massive fortune. The poor poor little baby is in the top 1% of the 1% just because he was born male into the right family. As a balance for this insane luck, he's expected to be benevolent, charitable, and polite. It's a pretty small ask, and he's not doing it. (Though he is great at the charity part, which Elizabeth discovers when she visits Pemberley). "But he never knows if someone actually loves him for him!" Then he can give his entire fortune to me. Problem solved. Sorry, if he wants to be filthy rich he has freaking obligations.
All good points, though at the end of the novel, Darcy can say,

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Mrs. Jennings is my second choice. I picked what I picked because I absolutely have to find out how Emma Woodhouse persuaded her famously agoraphobic father to get on a plane. Kitty is so malleable that she'd listen politely to whatever we said, and I'd make sure the two of them talked to each other across me. Maybe we could get a start on her being less insipid.
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
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Same guy. Different subject, different vibe. Same talent.
That last line made me laugh out loud.

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I accidentally did a Wikipedia binge about 1st wave feminism and fashion and stumbled upon the 1890s bicycle suit. Do people know about this? Why didn't anyone tell me about this? This is dope as hell.
It's old-fashioned. It's modern. It's butch. It's femme. It's snazzy. It's practical.
Wikipedia talks about the bloomers and the leg-o-mutton sleeves, but I'm also noticing a lot of these outfits have absolute supervillain lapels, which I also like a lot.
finally, someone else giving some love to the much-slept-on bicycle suit.
Is that fucking Leslie Knope?
I remember that in the late '90s national stage tour of The Wizard of Oz, which I saw as a kid, Miss Gulch wore a suit like this instead of the skirt she wears in the movie.
I didn't know until now that it was real historical fashion!
I'm not sure it felt entirely in character for Miss Gulch to wear such a "modern" outfit (for the period), but in the first place, it fit with her signature bicycle, and in the second place, it let her visibly drag her leg to manipulate Uncle Henry and Auntie Em by exaggerating the pain of Toto's bite.
BTW, those women's bicycle suits were quite controversial. Many, many people disapproved of women showing their ankles. (Horrors!) A lot of ink was spilled about it in bicycle magazines and general newspapers. In fact, a few (very loud) people thought women shouldn't ride at all; it was immoral to them!
The suits, or "bloomers," were even more popular in France.
World History in a Year (Week 27): 300s BC
As with last week, Iâm going to start with the history of ideas in this age before moving to the history of events, because this is an era with a vast number of ideas that had enduring significance. Some of them had originated in the previous century, but this is when a full picture of parallel developments across China, India, and Greece forms.
Itâs worth noting that when it comes to the major Axial figures of the 400s BC â Socrates, Buddha, Confucius â we have no writing from their own hands about their ideas. Their philosophies and beliefs were handed down by their followers, disciples or students. These included two greatly important figures from the 300s BC: Plato, for Socrates, and Mencius, for Confucius, both of whom added their own ideas to their teachersâ.
By the 300s BC, I can see three broad currents in the theological-philosophical-political sphere, which I am going to call Hermit, Wise Ruler, and Brutal Pragmatist. (A fourth element, orthogonal to these, is academia beyond these spheres; in the 300s BC this includes the groundbreaking Astadhyayi text on grammar and linguistics by Panini in India, as well as Aristotleâs writings on, well, everything.) The first two currents got their start earlier, with Buddhism and Jainism and some Upanishads in the Hermit stream and Confucianism in the Wise Philosopher stream; by the 300s each of them was represented in at least two of our three key Axial regions.Â
The Hermit philosophies advocated a renunciation of power and possessions. In India this went with a focus on spiritual enlightenment and ethical behaviour; Indian hermits, or ârenouncersâ, occurred among Buddhists, Jains, and Hindus, as well as other lesser-known belief systems. One anecdote (recorded centuries after the fact) has Alexander in India meeting renouncers who have no regard for his conquests or power and dismiss them as wasteful and pointless. Alexander recognizes the total freedom of a man who neither wants nor fears anything within the world. A similar story is told about the Greek philosopher Diogenes the Cynic, who when told by Alexander the Great to ask for anything he wanted, said, âMove; youâre blocking my sunlight.â This illustrates the similarities between these ârenouncingâ religious-philosophical ideas across regions.
Early Daoism in China was somewhat different from Indian renunciation in lacking concern with enlightenment or ethics â if I can be excused for being flippant, some of the writings on it come across as more of an âif it sucks, hit the bricks!â philosophy. One early text essentially said: go to the woods, fish for food, live as an âuntroubled idlerâ. A recurring term is wuwei (âdoing nothingâ). Itâs about deliberately checking out of politics, property, power, and responsibility in order to be untroubled by them. Actively seeking to act virtuously was seen as a step down from ideal, natural behaviour.Â
The Wise Ruler philosophies are most famously expressed in Confucianism and in Platoâs Republic with its idea of philosopher-kings. In both cases, a king who acts and rules according to good philosophical principles will be a good king; in Confucianism, the goal is not for the philosophers themselves to become kings, but to find a king who will listen to them as advisors. Instead of the renunciation of power, this is about the responsible and ethical wielding of power. Iâm not aware of an Indian philosophical school in this vein in the Axial period, but ironically, in Ashoka (200s BC) India probably had the closest thing to an ancient king who fit these philosophical ideals (at least if we take his inscriptions as representative of how he ruled in the later part of his reign).
Dropping the âethicalâ and focusing just on âwielding of powerâ gives us the last of the three groups, the Brutal Pragmatist strain of political philosophy. These become expressed in a more systematic matter after the other axial currents, and probably in response to them. Brutal pragmatism as a means of rule obviously far predates the axial age: what is different now is that it has been challenged and needs to justify itself in philosophical language, in competition with the other currents. In some ways this is similar to Thomas Hobbesâ Leviathan far later in history, which provided a secular rationale for absolutism in contrast to both liberal political theory and the older idea of divine right of kings.Â
In China this brutal pragmatism was expressed by the Legalist school, who believed that people were basically bad and the only way to keep them in line was by inducing fear through draconian punishments. The most (in)famous Chinese Legalist philosopher in this period was Shang Yang, advisor to the ruler of Qin.Â
In India the brutal pragmatist current was represented by Kautilya, author of the Arthashastra (the title could be expressed as âeconomicsâ or âstatecraftâ or, heck, âthe seven habits of highly effective rulersâ) and advisor to Chandragupta Maurya, the first of the Mauryan emperors. (Thereâs debate around this, and the Arthashastra may have been written later, around the first centuries BC and AD, or contain elements from multiple time periods.) The Arthashastra provided a comprehensive examination of domestic and foreign policy, including management of ministries of finance, natural resources, transportation, justice, and others, and officials overseeing industries including liquor, gambling, and sex work. Its foreign policy was firmly realist, taking for granted that every nation sought to expand its territory through conquest and advising on advantageous alliance networks in a setting containing many small states. It emphasized force and punishment as a means of keeping control and stability, for only with stability could there be prosperity. Some of its policy recommendations are strikingly amoral in comparison to the setting of the day: for example, it says the wandering lifestyle of some renouncers makes them useful as international spies. It recognized religion as a force that could be used for practical ends, but limited its religious discussion to those topics, saying, âOne can think rationally about action in the human realm; the divine realm is outside rational comprehension.â This is very different from a pre-Axial state, where keeping the gods happy through proper sacrificial rituals was a central purpose of the ruler. (Itâs worth noting that thereâs debate about when the Arthashastra was written, with some scholars putting it a few centuries later. But even if this is the case, it refers to many earlier texts that have not now been preserved, indicating a longer tradition of Indian political philosophy.)
Greek philosophy doesnât seem to have had a brutal pragmatist strain â unless we count the sophists, who are accused of exhibiting a similar amorality â but, in an opposite example to Ashoka, they did have a ruler whose implementation of conquest by force was unparalleled in its day: Alexander of Macedon. A great irony is that followers of the âwise philosopherâ streams ended up more than once as teachers and advisors to brutal pragmatists: Aristotle was a teacher of Alexander, and two students of the Confucian Xun Zi were prominent officials in the conquering state of Qin.
This brings us to the history of events. The 300s BC saw the rise of the empire of Alexander in Greece and the Mauryan Empire in India, as well as the increasing predominance of the state of Qin within China and the Roman Republic within central Italy.Â
But for context we need to step back in time a bit before the origins of those empires. The Persian Empire spent the early part of the 300s BC actually getting stronger. In 387 BC the Spartans were having military difficulties with other Greek states following Spartaâs defeat of Athens in the Peloponnesian War. The Spartans reacted by making a deal with the Persians that gave Persia control of all Anatolia and the northeast coast of Greece and made Persia the âguarantor of peaceâ in disputes between Greek states. Basically, it gave Persia hegemony over Greece. Ironic, given that Spartaâs historical fame is heavily associated with fighting Persia.
Phillip II of Macedon (r. 359-336 BC) was, after this, the strongest Greek ruler, and in 337 BC the Greek states allied against Persia under his leadership. But in 336 BC he was assassinated. His 20-year-old son Alexander took over for him and the rest was history: within 6 years Alex had conquered Persia and ruled a continuous stretch of territory from Macedonia in the west to Egypt in the south to the borders of India in the east. Notably, though, it didnât last: after his death in 323 BC, his successors immediately started fighting with each other and continued to do so until the end of the century, breaking the empire into multiple competing parts. The equally famous Qin Empire of China, which weâll see next week, would likewise struggle to outlive its notorious founder and last less than 20 years. In contrast, the Mauryan Empire, founded by Chandragupta Maurya, lasted over 100 years, and the Han Empire and Roman Empire were even more long-lived. In each case, a short-lived dominant state or empire gave way to (or laid the foundation for) a much more lasting one. (To some degree this is a similar pattern to Assyria and Persia â an earlier empire ruling only by force, and a longer-lived one establishing a more stable ideology â even though Iron Age Assyria was longer-lived than other empires of its type.)
The Indian predecessor to the Mauryans is less well-known than Alexander the Great or Qin Shi Huang. It was the Nanda Empire, founded by Mahapadma Nanda around 350 BC. He was ruler of the state of Magadha, and under him Magadha gained control of the whole Ganges-Yamuna region â basically, the bulk of northern India. This would have been the empire that Alexander faced when he reached India. The Nanda dynasty were shortly after that (around 324-320 BC) overthrown by Chandragupta Maurya, who established the Mauryan Empire.
Weâve now reached an era of inter-imperial diplomacy: not just successive empires overthrowing each other (like Assyrians, Babylonians, and Persians) but multiple ones interacting. Seleucus I Nicator, an Alexandrine general who had taken over the central Asian and Iranian parts of Alexanderâs empire, attempted to invade India but was quickly stopped by Chandragupta Maurya. He ceded what is now Pakistan and parts of Afghanistan to Chandragupta Maurya, who gifted him 500 war elephants in return. These war elephants then played a major role in Seleucusâ victory over another Alexandrine general, Antigonus, who had claimed the Levant, Syria, and much of Anatolia. The Seleucids and Mauryans additionally made a marriage alliance, and there was a Seleucid ambassador stationed in the Mauryan capital of Pataliputra.
At the same time Qin in China was expanding its control. Qin was based around its capital of Xiâan in western China. Over the 300s BC, it first expanded south into Sichuan, gaining rich agricultural land, and then captured much of the rest of western China from its rivals. It was the state where Legalist philosophy was most prominent, with adherents including the Qin prime minister, Shang Yang. He created a centralised state entirely oriented towards military mobilization and conquest. Government became more systematic: people and land were carefully counted and measured in order to exact heavy taxation and forced labour from the peasantry. Weights and measures were standardized. People were classified into groups of adjacent households, and if anyone in the group stepped out of line, the whole group was harshly punished.
Like Qin, Rome was not yet a great power but was expanding its territory through conquest, and during this century it increased its prominence in central Italy substantially. Its system of expansion was one it would continue in its later conquests through Italy. Conquered populations were enslaved and their lands annexed. Some of these lands were distributed to Roman soldiers, others to aristocratic landowners. The fact that both of those groups benefitted from conquests by obtaining land and slaves diffused social conflicts between them. Romeâs social model and social stability basically required continual conquest. Even as a midsize, politically republican state, it was already operating like an empire: drawing resources from conquered areas to benefit the core territory. New infrastructure projects supported conquest and growth. The late 300s BC saw the building of the Appian Way, a stone-paved road to enable rapid movement of armies from Rome to wars in the south, as well as the first aqueduct bringing water to Rome from outlying areas.
The roots of yet another major empire were being laid in the Americas, though it would take several more centuries to develop. At the start of the 300s BC, the Basin of Mexico was home to about 80,000 people and had five or six competing proto-states with capital cities and pyramid mounds. Most prominent of them was Cuicuilco, but by the end of this century another had begun to grow in power: TeotihuacĂĄn, which would rise to be the greatest empire of ancient Mesoamerica.
i love declining birth rates 𼰠"what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it đ teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c
I thought the following quote was a legend, but it actually might be true. King Louis XV (the 15th) of France was a huge horndog. He had a long string of mistresses (I mean, many). He also involved France in several disastrous wars. He also spent a lot on lavish public works and on the court. In other words, he had a pretty extravagant lifestyle all around, personally and policy-wise, and it depleted the national treasury. At some point he or his latest mistress, Madame de Pompadour, was pondering all this, and said, âAprès moi, le dĂŠluge.â "After me, the flood."
That gets quoted a lot by people who criticize other people who are being selfish in a very short-term way: "Those people are thinking, 'Not my problem. It'll blow up after I'm gone.' In other words, 'Après moi, le dÊluge,' amirite? Those assholes." Sadly, right now 'Après moi, le dÊluge' is in fact the attitude of most policymakers. I'm not an anti-natalist, so I do think it's a problem. But after millennia (yes, thousands of years) of high birth rates (to counterbalance the horribly high death rates), with reliable birth control women are saying, "No more." And who can blame them? It's actually a complex problem. - Penicillin, condoms, and hormonal birth control have changed sexual norms a lot in the last few decades. Having been alive and aware in the 1970s, I can tell you that it's very different. - Girls' education is a key driver of economic growth, so many international organizations are pushing it. High fertility also gets in the way of economic growth, so that's gotta go, too. - Feminism as a movement is another contributor, and this has, in different forms, become worldwide. It's part of the sexual revolution, part of a revolution in voting, in education, and in employment. - Industrialization means most jobs are not that physical. Women can and do work at hard physical labor; men just are a little more productive at it - not dramatically, but noticeably. But almost nobody needs to do it anymore in developed countries, and the number of such jobs is shrinking in developing countries. Overall, this means that girls educated this way and encouraged to have small families grow up to be women in good jobs (better than historically) who sex before marriage and say, "Enough of this patriarchal shit," and have no families. Men are not keeping up. They still are the majority of policymakers in the world, and that means they're not really listening to women, who are the people who actually do the hard work of making people. Yes, things are changing among younger men - more are willing to be very involved fathers - but it's slow going, and they are, globally, still the minority. Thus, improve society? Yes. It'd be nice to improve society for half of humanity. It's happening, but not fast enough. And many feminists note the benefits of gender equality to men, who don't have to suppress their emotions, but that's a tough sell. And policymakers are in office only for a few years, so they have no incentive to solve a problem that will take decades to play out. I'm over 60. I'm even a Boomer. I actually can say, "Not my problem." But I don't. I worry about my daughter and her cousins. What sort of world will we leave them? And what about their kids - if any? In the short run, low birth rates lead to the young paying for a numerically larger number of old people (healthcare and retirement). That's a burden. In the long run, it'll be even more unstable. Are policymakers trying to improve society enough so that most couples will end up having two kids? Not so far.
In discussions about Sense and Sensibility which emphasize the fact that Willoughby really did love Marianne, I find it interesting that some seem to argue that this fact supports the message of âsense is better than sensibility,â while others argue that it says something in favor of sensibility and makes the novelâs message not so simple.
On the one hand, as @firawren says, it reinforces that âlove isnât enough,â which is obviously a part of the message in favor of sense.
But at the same time, another argument Iâve read is that (a) Willoughbyâs genuine love for Marianne prevents Marianne from seeming like an idiot, which keeps her from being entirely a âbad exampleâ to Elinorâs âgood example,â and (b) by choosing money over love, Willoughby chooses sense over sensibility, and itâs portrayed as a bad thing.
Good question. Unsure. Maybe it's in the title. It's not Sense or Sensibility; it's Sense and Sensibility. He showed no moral sense with Eliza, and that's why Mrs. Smith cut him off. Or maybe that's reaching, and you're right: money is sensible. But now, by indulging his passions without thinking of their consequences for others, he has to live a life without sensibility. In contrast, Brandon is a sensible choice for Marianne, and she gets to indulge some sensibility: she comes to love him. In other words, to be happy, you need both. Still not sure, but those are my initial thoughts.
why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they donât have lol
A "bad" penis? I know men worry about them being too small - too short or too thin. And I have met at least one woman who had experience with one too large. But bad? Haven't heard that one yet. Now I'm curious. However, I'm not that curious.

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I think my feelings about Edmund Bertram and Fanny Price can be summed up in the idea that of all the Jane Austen heroines, she's the only one who has a zero percent chance of getting cunnilingus.
Captain Wentworth thinks there is nothing so proper as going down on Anne. Henry Tilney? You cannot doubt. Charles Bingley? Jane would be completely embarrassed but he'll talk her into it. Elizabeth needs to bring Darcy around but we know she can do it. Edward would go on his knees for Elinor. Colonel Brandon needs to protect his knees but Marianne doesn't even make a single old age joke about it. Emma can ask for what she wants but Fanny Price...
Fanny Price takes what she is given and expresses endless gratitude. And while Edmund is perceptive, he was the only one to help when she couldn't write home to her brother, he bought her the chain when she needed something for her cross... he also has this quietly selfish quality to him (the Portsmouth letter that doesn't ask anything about her and "Fanny think of me!") and a penchant for expecting Fanny to be his mirror and go along with all his expectations ("asking" for advice about joining the play and their conversation about Henry's proposal) which leaves me absolutely certain that he will just do whatever satisfies himself in bed and never think about giving Fanny anything more. And she'll be content, just like she was with his half-written little note and the endless useless gifts from Tom, and never understand that she could have so much more. Mary Crawford could have gotten head out of Edmund, but never Fanny Price.
And yes, I know I know, it was the Regency times, women are not basing their happiness on their expectation for orgasms but I can still want the very best things for them can't I?
(I realize not all people who identify as female want or like cunnilingus, but I just want the possibility to be there)
If she ever asked about cunnilingus, which I think she'd be way too embarrassed to talk about, but let's say she did, he'd say some twaddle about it being immoral. He's a clergyman, sure, but you're right about Tilney. Edmund Bertram is just a prig.
i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
Badum-tss.