Disgruntled Seagull

my theory is that the muslims moving everywhere is causing the heatwaves/global warming or climate change or whatever. hottest day ever recorded in france? when the muslim population is the highest it's ever been? coincidence? i think not. because listen, they live in the desert

just let them get eaten by bears

Who?

Them

Rather not have to then put down the bear

it's fine

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

@disgruntledseagull don't they know that isn't your name

i am every seagull so it is my name

happy pride month

NO they are SCROOGE MACDUCKS and they swim in GIANT GOLD VAULTS while they USE AND EXPLOIT their nephews.

it’s ok if these guys just eat them

Bear can have a little taste. It’s ok for bear to eat them.

it’s ok if these guys just eat them

As a treat, right? As a treat?