Disgruntled Seagull

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

@disgruntledseagull don't they know that isn't your name

i am every seagull so it is my name

happy pride month

NO they are SCROOGE MACDUCKS and they swim in GIANT GOLD VAULTS while they USE AND EXPLOIT their nephews.

it’s ok if these guys just eat them

Bear can have a little taste. It’s ok for bear to eat them.

it’s ok if these guys just eat them

As a treat, right? As a treat?

it's ok if these guys just eat them

Maybe they should ask the bear for help 😂

speed one of my favorite movies :3) it’s a shame that sandra bullock rubs korean baby foreskins on her face 😔

just let them get eaten by bears

Who?

Them

Rather not have to then put down the bear