Disgruntled Seagull

Before you lies two doors. Behind door 1 is a small pack of 3 wolves. Door 2 contains a panicking female police officer. You must choose 1.

Wolves or Cop?

Door 1: Three wolves

Door 2: Panicking female police officer

Voting ended onJun 26

You wake up in a tribal hut somewhere in South Sudan. There is an active firefight up the road and it's getting closer. You must escape.

Peering outside to the left, you see 3 fully armed female Secret Service agents waiting by an armored limousine. They are shouting at you to come with them. To the right is Haitian cannibal warlord "Barbecue" in an old, rusty topless Jeep, by himself and without any visible weapons. He smiles and nods at the empty seat next to him.

Who do you choose to survive?

3 Secret Service Agents or Haitian Warlord?

3 Female Secret Service Agents Slide in that bulletproof limousine!

Haitian Cannibal Warlord "Barbecue" Hop in the Jeep. Let's roll!

Voting ended onJun 26

You're a rookie police officer assigned to Chicago's South Side. The chief offers you a choice of veteran partners. First up is former Miami Beach Officer Shenaqua Stringer, who accidentally shot her last partner while he was tackling a suspect. She tells you she won't let you down. The other is Officer John America. He has a spotless history with the force and is already showing off the loaded Sig P320 he was allowed to keep - the last one in use.

Who are you partnering with?

Shenaqua or John?

Officer Shenaqua has learned her lesson!

Officer John knows what he's doing!

Voting ended onJun 26

crabs-and-bedbugs

"Is this part of the test?"

They killed him for this

the fact i’m starting my phd in the fall is so fucking funny. for years i’ve been just the “weird andrew jackson guy on tumblr” and now i’m becoming the “weird andrew jackson PROFESSOR on tumblr”

"Um.. that's Dr Fascist to you."

galaxy brainrot

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michaelnordeman

Great black-backed gull/Larus marinus/havstrut. Värmland, Sweden (8 July 2020).

riflebrass

All this talk about playstation getting rid of physical disks. I can't remember the last time I saw a physical copy of a major PC release. I think 10 years ago there might have been disks for some knockoff of Bejewled or some kind of card game collection but that's about it. I wish PC gamers had been this mad about it. Sure, it's convenient getting all your stuff off Steam but sooner or later those servers are going to shut down and all those games will be lost if they're not installed on a hard drive.

gearboxpraexology

You can absolutely download and save the installer files to store on your own physical media with PC gaming.

While you are at it you can download cracked .exe's for those games as well so that licensing can never become an issue in the future either.

to hide one’s nature is an act of deceiving not just the other. but the self.

I placed second in that tournament!

Which is amazing because all I did was call a spade a spade once or twice.

Truly surprising what sort of thing makes a negative impact on people.

kinda racist against spades tbh

I'm racist against this guy in particular.

to hide one’s nature is an act of deceiving not just the other. but the self.

I placed second in that tournament!

Which is amazing because all I did was call a spade a spade once or twice.

Truly surprising what sort of thing makes a negative impact on people.

🤔Are were pro wisconsin on tumblr?

yes

no

no but gerrymandered to split the no vote

Voting ended onJul 5

you can do it, gerrymandered no! beat the odds!

VOTE FOR GERRYMANDERED NO!

We can make this happen!

VOTE YES EVERYONE

Gerry!Gerry!Gerry Mander!

Gerry! Gerry! Gerry Mander!

I Knew We Could Do It!

Gerry Mandered NO!

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day 1776 gusty over there until i get a gf

#I mean that's an anti-incentive

So.... if you get a Guardian Force we no longer get pictures of Gustav?

You don't want a GF, do you?

#you guys having fun yet?

welele

tomboiny1

@disgruntledseagull man you're fast

SHE SHOULD HAVE GOBBLED IT QUICKER WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?

vomitdodger

Yeah yeah, "Americans will kill over corporate interests, no matter how petty" we've all seen it🙄

Are you people salting rice when you cook it?

Yes, salt goes in the water.

No salt involved in the cooking process.

Voting ended onJul 6

Note that I am not asking if you salt it or season it with other stuff after the cooking process.

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Oh, hey! We have fledgling seagulls around the factory right now, the little teenagers who can't really fly type. I saw a video of a coworker who found one that was exhausted in the heat wave, and she gently held it in one of the deep sinks to run water on it's feet and let it drink some water to cool off.

Oh that's so righteous of her!

Thanks for telling me about it, you warmed my heart a little.

knuckle-actual

I need to get an old ass dog. One I can nickname something entirely rude, and spoil rotten with all the human food he wants, and won’t mind being asleep all day while I’m at work. An old pissed off dog that would be upset at the prospect of me wanting to go for a walk with him, like “shoot, this couch is comfy, I really gotta get up? Where’s my burger you idiot?”

knuckle-actual

Coming home and having an interaction like this with the old prick, I can see it.