Disgruntled Seagull

@disgruntledseagull

Not very nice 😒

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If there is a demand for a story it will be told, regardless of its veracity.

#a story is only a product #after all

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I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

@disgruntledseagull don't they know that isn't your name

disgruntledseagull

i am every seagull so it is my name

decayalectical-materialism

Never not thinking about this old vine

happy pride month

I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.

the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.

disgruntledseagull

I mean I think it's pretty obvious that the AI-Checker provided by some people trying to sell an Anti-AI-Checker is gonna just boldly proclaim that everything is AI.

I mean it wouldn't exactly be to their benefit to tell you that your writing was fine now would it?

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why is it making that face

i have to stop looking at dogs on wikipedia

disgruntledseagull

idk man I think you can just keep doing that and it's fine, personally

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

@the-grand-bamboozler

wherelibertydwells

disgruntledseagull

NO they are SCROOGE MACDUCKS and they swim in GIANT GOLD VAULTS while they USE AND EXPLOIT their nephews.

#lmfao #stop threatening the disneybrains!#they can't take it #they will bleed out

disgruntledseagull

it’s ok if these guys just eat them

scarabesque-returns

Bear can have a little taste. It’s ok for bear to eat them.

disgruntledseagull

if they get eaten by bears it's fine you can just not get eaten by bears

it will balance out

disgruntledseagull

it’s ok if these guys just eat them

As a treat, right? As a treat?

disgruntledseagull

#these guys can eat them all it's fine

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I saw a post that was pretty vague and could mean anything, so I’m going to assume the worst and get so angry I am compelled to send hate mail!

>:(

Yes. This is the Way.

disgruntledseagull

it's ok if these guys just eat them

disgruntledseagull

Piss off you misogynistic ass

Idk what I did but I probably stand behind it so pound sand ya fuckin' melvin

fictionalauthorityii

Maybe they should ask the bear for help 😂

disgruntledseagull

Oh!

That was about tourists. Of any sex. Who harass bears in the national parks.

Let the bears eat them. It's fine. We don't need them anyway.

Piss off you misogynistic ass

Idk what I did but I probably stand behind it so pound sand ya fuckin' melvin

speed one of my favorite movies :3) it’s a shame that sandra bullock rubs korean baby foreskins on her face 😔

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disgruntledseagull

just let them get eaten by bears

dogsaginst-returns

Who?

scarabesque-returns

Them

Rather not have to then put down the bear

disgruntledseagull

#sounding a lot like bear food over there pal #lmfaoooooo

disgruntledseagull

just let them get eaten by bears

dogsaginst-returns

Who?

scarabesque-returns

Them

dogsaginst-returns

Oh okay. @ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder idk what they are on about but would you mind eating whoever they are?

ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder

mind eating? can't I just use my tooth hole?

disgruntledseagull

you may just use your tooth hole

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