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anew-jackson

speed one of my favorite movies :3) it’s a shame that sandra bullock rubs korean baby foreskins on her face 😔

disgruntledseagull

just let them get eaten by bears

dogsaginst-returns

Who?

scarabesque-returns

Them

heardbook

Rather not have to then put down the bear

disgruntledseagull

#sounding a lot like bear food over there pal #lmfaoooooo

disgruntledseagull

just let them get eaten by bears

dogsaginst-returns

Who?

scarabesque-returns

Them

dogsaginst-returns

Oh okay. @ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder idk what they are on about but would you mind eating whoever they are?

ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder

mind eating? can't I just use my tooth hole?

disgruntledseagull

you may just use your tooth hole

disgruntledseagull

just let them get eaten by bears

dogsaginst-returns

Who?

disgruntledseagull

Them

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just let them get eaten by bears

blinker516

this is what sabrina carpet looks like to me

#real

shadow-wizard-moneygang

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allandysaregay

You hear a crashing sound come from the other room. You call out, but only recieve an embarrassed groan in response. It could be your family members...it could be a break in. You dont know for sure. Unfortunately, you are making custard...

disgruntledseagull

allandysaregay

Not only is my custard not smoove, it was a mock fall to test my response time (i failed that too btw)

disgruntledseagull

may your custard r.i.p.

allandysaregay

#good call

osteoarchiveart

Old piece? Yes, but ROTATED ooOooOOoO!

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knuckle-actual

Hey guys

What’s your favourite sangweech

disgruntledseagull

Rueben or BLT

#not a skimpy little restaurant BLT but like a double decker with a pound of bacon and a whole tomato #also I add hot mustard to the Reuben

allandysaregay

You hear a crashing sound come from the other room. You call out, but only recieve an embarrassed groan in response. It could be your family members...it could be a break in. You dont know for sure. Unfortunately, you are making custard...

disgruntledseagull

allandysaregay

Not only is my custard not smoove, it was a mock fall to test my response time (i failed that too btw)

disgruntledseagull

may your custard r.i.p.

allandysaregay

You hear a crashing sound come from the other room. You call out, but only recieve an embarrassed groan in response. It could be your family members...it could be a break in. You dont know for sure. Unfortunately, you are making custard...

disgruntledseagull

#lmfao #this made me laugh so hard when I made it that I felt a little stupid #it's fine it's a happy sort of stupid

quonunc

This is the closest I've gotten to finishing a jug of milk before the expiration date in the last three years

esters-notepad

You guys (=American supermarkets) should sell milk by the litre like we do. It's a much more suitable amount for small households, and those who need more can always buy more cartons.

samueldays

How far is purchase date from expiration date for you? Around here it's usually 2-3 weeks and I can drink a gallon of milk in 2-3 days.

quonunc

samueldays, dear, I don't know how to put this, but I think I am living an extremely different life from you.

samueldays

I agree. I felt inspired in passing to post about the milk in my life that I bought today (Jun 8) and will keep you posted when I've finished it.

These 4 cartons are 1.75L or slightly less than 1/2 gallon each. The cheery text below the date says "Best before, but not bad after" or in some versions "Best before, but often good after" as part of a campaign to reduce food waste.

freebroccoli

Most American grocery stores do sell milk in smaller sizes than half gallons.

Publix in particular sells whole milk in pints and quarts.

oldfriendsseniorfrogsanctuary

But a gallon and freeze it in jars for maximum efficiency

tomboiny1

@disgruntledseagull how much milk do you go through again

disgruntledseagull

I cut down so like a half gallon or so a day

#sometimes only a third

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shiverandqueeef

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

tomboiny1

@knuckle-actual @ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder @disgruntledseagull this is how you guys really do shit up there? But I could swear that the riad signs gave distance in km. At least you don't give body weight in stone like the uk

disgruntledseagull

Every person uses both systems in different amounts for different things.

We are like bilinguals but for measurements.

oh boy you’re giving pro life

yay! 💖

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