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If there is a demand for a story it will be told, regardless of its veracity.

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Are you people salting rice when you cook it?

Yes, salt goes in the water.

No salt involved in the cooking process.

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

Note that I am not asking if you salt it or season it with other stuff after the cooking process.

Oh, hey! We have fledgling seagulls around the factory right now, the little teenagers who can't really fly type. I saw a video of a coworker who found one that was exhausted in the heat wave, and she gently held it in one of the deep sinks to run water on it's feet and let it drink some water to cool off.

Oh that's so righteous of her!

Thanks for telling me about it, you warmed my heart a little.

knuckle-actual

I need to get an old ass dog. One I can nickname something entirely rude, and spoil rotten with all the human food he wants, and won’t mind being asleep all day while I’m at work. An old pissed off dog that would be upset at the prospect of me wanting to go for a walk with him, like “shoot, this couch is comfy, I really gotta get up? Where’s my burger you idiot?”

knuckle-actual

Coming home and having an interaction like this with the old prick, I can see it.

disgruntledseagull

He's at the shelter waiting for you right now. Probably.

anew-jackson

🤔Are were pro wisconsin on tumblr?

yes

no

no but gerrymandered to split the no vote

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

disgruntledseagull

you can do it, gerrymandered no! beat the odds!

disgruntledseagull

VOTE FOR GERRYMANDERED NO!

We can make this happen!

anew-jackson

VOTE YES EVERYONE

disgruntledseagull

Gerry!Gerry!Gerry Mander!

Gerry! Gerry! Gerry Mander!

allandysaregay

disgruntledseagull

The check is in the mail!

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anew-jackson

🤔Are were pro wisconsin on tumblr?

yes

no

no but gerrymandered to split the no vote

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

disgruntledseagull

you can do it, gerrymandered no! beat the odds!

disgruntledseagull

VOTE FOR GERRYMANDERED NO!

We can make this happen!

anew-jackson

VOTE YES EVERYONE

disgruntledseagull

Gerry!Gerry!Gerry Mander!

Gerry! Gerry! Gerry Mander!

#if you vote Gerrymander I will give you one shiny nickle

anew-jackson

🤔Are were pro wisconsin on tumblr?

yes

no

no but gerrymandered to split the no vote

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

disgruntledseagull

you can do it, gerrymandered no! beat the odds!

disgruntledseagull

VOTE FOR GERRYMANDERED NO!

We can make this happen!

#Wisconsin is fine of course #but a gerrymandered no win is the funniest possible outcome

so you'd say it's more down to character and values ?

Yes, I would.

Theres this popular saying that goes all men are only as faithful as their options, I've heard it repeated by both women and men, meaning only generally unattractive men who cant get many women they are attracted to are capable of being faithful but only because they quite literally have no other choice(s). What do you think? Do you think the saying holds truth?

Not at all.

I'm very attractive to a certain sort of women and they frequently make that apparent.

That does not change my resolve even a little bit. Stephanie is the woman for me, and that's final as far as I am concerned.

#I'm just not interested

masgwi

Happy birthday to Souki!!! Officially a teenager 😍🥰🤩

disgruntledseagull

TEEN DOG!

#souki #so nice and so lovely and so good

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Starting 2028, Sony will no longer make physical game disks for their games. Thoughts, Mr.Seagull? Is the game industry finally done?

Hmm. I mean honestly I haven't owned a disk for a game since like idk probably 2010?

If anything this is catching up with what is already the standard approach in the PC gaming market.

phantomrose96

Anon hate is shitty and you shouldn’t do it of course but it’s also the funniest and least effective kind of hate

For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblr’s penchant for eating asks I think it would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.

For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of “whoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one we’re supporting”

For third, this publishes the hate directly to the blogger’s own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the blogger’s side. Home court advantage by design.

phantomrose96

#I call for an audience with the king. After waiting in line I stand in front of his throne #(dressed in a huge white bedsheet like a cartoon ghost so as to hide my identity) #I call the king a bitch. I insult his policies all of which were made with the guidance of his court who r also all here #the king ignores me. I say it again in case he didn't hear. The king ignores me #I leave in shame (via @septimus-heap)

thulium

knowledgetosorrow

Have you tried coffee from home? Coffee from home is so good. You should try some coffee from home

disgruntledseagull

unless you are @scarabesque-returns

he needs to stop that shit

#lmfao #anyway

knowledgetosorrow

"We used to drink coffee at HOME and it SUCKED"

scarabesque-returns

Used to?

disgruntledseagull

and it SUCKS!

INSTANTLY!

scarabesque-returns

Jealous of my terrible coffee game 😤

disgruntledseagull

I mean on the bright side you don't buy good coffee so that's one less buyer on the market pushing the price up ig?

#zero tastebuds were pleasantly stimulated during the making of this post

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Don't "Hi handsome" me.

#I have a woman #and not a shred of disloyalty in my heart

monarcho-mysticism

traumacore edit of a storm warning with stuff like "STOP LYING" "WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME"

#yes #I feel this #why must they mock me like this

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