just some random from ny

happy where is bed wfriday

NEW TUMBLR HOLIDAY HAS DROPPED!!

No, they lucid dream so they can keep talking like this 100% of the time.

He left the dreaded 7, 10 split

You guys (=American supermarkets) should sell milk by the litre like we do. It's a much more suitable amount for small households, and those who need more can always buy more cartons.

How far is purchase date from expiration date for you? Around here it's usually 2-3 weeks and I can drink a gallon of milk in 2-3 days.

samueldays, dear, I don't know how to put this, but I think I am living an extremely different life from you.

But a gallon and freeze it in jars for maximum efficiency

@disgruntledseagull how much milk do you go through again

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

@knuckle-actual @ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder @disgruntledseagull this is how you guys really do shit up there? But I could swear that the riad signs gave distance in km. At least you don't give body weight in stone like the uk

And that's what your dumb ass gets for stealing shit

Never heard this one before

It's @ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder

How is it always time to go to work

Where is all this water going?