I do love people’s headcanons that Shane’s first time getting high is with ilya and he is ofc immediately horny about it. But I do believe that the first time #myshane got high was when he was a rookie and hanging out with his team and the guys pressured him to take a gummy. And my anxious boy got so high he speedran a sexuality crisis, an existential crisis, and the belief he was going to overdose and die all in one night.
His Google search history that night:
how long for edible to hit
boston v montreal highlights
ilya rozanov fight compilation
can weed make thoughts gay
can you suck dick and not be gay
tips for sucking dick in not gay way
shane hollander gay rumors
how to delete web history
is it rude to eat a whole pizza at party
ate a whole pizza by myself what do i do
good excuse to leave party
how to fake death and start new life
how to fake death and start new life without hurting moms feelings
how to survive in canadian wilderness
unlikely animal friends canada cute
too high cannot speak is that normal
how to check i am still alive
can weed cause heart attack should i go to hospital
will hospital tell parents i got high
will hospital send me to jail because i did drugs
is there hockey in prison
could i be the first person to overdose on weed
is it rude to die at party
how to tell parents sorry for taking edible and dying
is it embarrassing to die from weed gummy
how to die in cool and impressive way
what to do in final moments on earth
ilya rozanov thirst traps
baratheonpilled
ellievsbear
areudirty
stormborns
janainaart
yousharknotpass
