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I just know the first time Shane Hollander hears the rink referred to as the 'boy aquarium' he's so mad he can't speak for a full half hour.

just one more look at your open wound bro pleaseee i promise i wont be weird this time

Oh so now I’m the weird pervert because I asked if the phone call blowjob counted as cucking Hayden. My bad.

visions of hudcon thigh fucking dancing in my head

ilya going a little crazy during the rose era and hiring a PI to follow shane around because he just has to know how serious it is

i do think shane would get off on going to the club with ilya and watching girls throw themselves at him all night and all shane has to do to make ilya get up from the table mid-conversation with some beautiful girl in a low-cut shirt is shane his eyes and bite his bottom lip and they’re outta there. once they get home he rides ilya on the couch and keeps saying shit like she could never do this as good as me no one can take you like me i’ll kill anyone who tries and ilya is just like you are so fucking crazy baby i love you