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Congratulations, everyone! I didnāt think it was possible for a shitpost to be misinterpreted that severely and with that much gusto but I guess I underestimated the power of the mentally subnormal in large numbers. Iām proud of you!Ā Ā
Anyway, Iād like to dedicate this shitshow to the best cat ever:
White Boy Summer. Forever in our hearts. ā¤
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Maybe -- just MAYBE -- don't spit on other characters and ships and works when the artist you congratulate and reblog from also draws those?
FANDOM ETIQUETTE NEEDS A RETURN SOOOO STRONGLY
did it work
They had to put the bloodlust SOMEWHERE
soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just donāt like me
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I keep coughing up goo that resembles the PT sink baby but I have no sick leave hours left so time to go to work x.X
Boss took one look at me, told me I could use PTO, and sent me home
Am I cooked chat?
I keep coughing up goo that resembles the PT sink baby but I have no sick leave hours left so time to go to work x.X
3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game
Fym "pick"? I go to the person they reblogged it from and reblog from them to avoid suspicion.
someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it
People can just be shitty. You're allowed to just not like/vibe with a mf. They don't have to be a predator to justify your dislike/hatred of them. If the are a predator, by all means, call that shit out, but you are allowed to simply not fuck with someone for literally any reason. Maybe they're smelly. Maybe they're rude. Maybe they just look like a person who hurt you, but are otherwise a good person, and you can't personally handle their visual similarities. A person doesn't have to be irredeemably evil for you to dislike them, and disliking someone is a morally neutral act.
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Every year I look forward to the Lyttle Lytton contest, where people submit the worst opening lines to a fake novel that, god willing, will never actually be written. My favorites from this year:
AND my personal favorite:
Thereās also the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest, which doesnāt limit the words/characters of the opening linesā¦ these ones from last year almost killed me
More gems!
I told my mom that I now have 0 sick time left and she said āwell thatās good incentive to stay healthyā as if I personally requested an upper respiratory disease.
Why are boomers/Xers like this?
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
Ya know how in the winter youāll wake up with a sore throat that sometimes turns into a sinus infection that then turns into an upper respiratory infection?
Yea Iām currently in like step 1.5 of the process x.X
Fascinating development, guys, it happens in the dead of summer too.
*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night
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working with kids and one of them says āyou know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?ā and another goes āno no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuffā and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
jamr0ll:
This never stops being hilarious
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