A Piteous Fan Girl

Congratulations, everyone! I didn’t think it was possible for a shitpost to be misinterpreted that severely and with that much gusto but I guess I underestimated the power of the mentally subnormal in large numbers. I’m proud of you!  

idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

You'd think "oh, well they're rich dipshits with no training who pulled a Stockton Rush, IE: did something everyone told them not to and then died" but nope, 90% of cave diving stories are like "Johnny Wetsuit had 5000 hours diving experience, a doctorate in Cave Diveology from the most prestigious university in the world, was trained to swim by literal navy seals, was part dolphin and had the power of echo-location, God himself contacted him to let him know the conditions in Drowning Idiot Cave were going to be perfectly safe for cave diving, so he went Cave Diving, made one tiny mistake, and then he got stuck and drowned to death."

My brother used to do SCUBA stuff and apparently there's spots in places like Lake Tahoe where there's just bodies that haven't been recovered because the people that could go and get them know better than to go diving in the parts of the lake where the bodies are.

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

Ryland Grace who has a swear jar in his classroom, and every time a kid swears, they have to put their name in and when he asks a question and no one raises their hand to answer, he'll draw a name from the jar. It's really discouraged his kids from swearing.

Something people also miss is that the Jedi are both an organization and the individuals that make up that organization. The Jedi Order itself is flawed and arguments can be made that it causes, if not more harm than good, at least maybe as much harm as good. But the individual Jedi? Yeah, they're mostly a force (heh) for good in the galaxy. And as flawed as the Order is, it's still a better alternative to the Sith, with their tyranny and cruelty and obsessive worship of the self.

It's a legitimate criticism. There are good people in every ethnic group, nationality, etc. I assume even the English have some good people despite what they've done to food. Collectivism is evil even when it's right-wing.

Dude was weak.

Well hes got his legs right? The limbs that are ALWAYS IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE EARTH.

To be fair, those who don’t have arms probably took awhile to figure it out. Left handed swordsmen exist, but a guy who trained with his right hand might be thrown for a loop if he suddenly can’t use it.