No Running

Is that headline written like it’s something we should feel bad about as opposed to unironically a job well done?

unironically a job well done! video games have a better trajectory through our combined bitching :)

It's amazing to me that you managed to do exactly what this post is talking about without taking a moment to reflect and recognize that.

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT SCREENCAPS FROM THAT VELMA SHOW !!! I WANT TO PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST AND YOU ARE MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT

thank you :-) thsi is much nicer

one of the most fascinating things about tumblr polls is that they always have 3-10x as many votes as they do notes. it really goes to show that there are a lot of people still using the site, they just don’t like and reblog posts nearly as much as they used to

Go-Go Gadget broken ankles

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while it's objectively terrible the idea of sacrificing people to appease the gods and/or monsters kind of kind of makes sense if you think about it. fucked up and evil version of giving a tiger a pumpkin stuffed with meat so it doesn't get bored and aggressive.

what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious

I was scrolled three posts past this before I realized that “juggler” is a pun on jugular, not just the clown equivalent of a cleric and therefore the one that needs to die first.

Item: Potion of Cough Relief. No really, it’s fine

if you want a job just go down to the port and approach the captain of any merchant vessel for one. he’ll laugh because you’re barely a lad of 14, and he’ll ask if you can handle a mop. you will say “aye sir and i can cook some, too.” the first night a fell wind blows. the waters rise over the decks to take you. it’s the first foul omen on a cursed voyage. these days, you can be 25 and if you go down to the wharf the captain will tell you “we only take applications online now” “have you a need for a navigator?” you’ll ask. but they do that with computers too