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corporatebigwig

My left and right hands right now

albertnatural

calm down man

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shadythetortie

A HAMMERHEAD????

gallusrostromegalus

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

truetgirl

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

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official linguistics post

our-queer-experience

she just turned 71! remember that the civil rights movement is not ancient history.

garaks-padded-bra

Guy on metro had a shitty little dog who spent 20 minutes untying his laces and waiting patiently with his nose 3 millimeters away for them to be re-tied before wreaking havoc again. Over and over. Owner did not care. Dogs name was Quentin.

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bunjywunjy

hey yell your secrets in here real loud, it's fine

bunjywunjy

great news! it actually is

necronatron

What the fuck, I dreamed of this exact place. I was looking for gobies in the water

bunjywunjy

actually looking through the notes an alarming number of you have apparently been dreaming about this place? we may have a category five Wisconsin Incursion Event on our hands here

literalbirdperson

You know what. After reading prev's tag, I realized I built this in Conan. I'm pretty sure one of the Daniel Craig James Bond had this as a setting, too, but I didn't use it as a reference.

bunjywunjy

well it's probably too late for containment at this point, so everyone please line up and take your turn with the Rock Island Boat House Tulpa

greelin

they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

effemimaniac

*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"

slab-o-meat

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

slab-o-meat

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

contemptible-scoundrel

kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!

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batbetbitbotbut

Safety first!

swarnpert

can you take my white ass to funkytown

jame7t

nope. torture city again

swarnpert

come on

ampervadasz

madronasky

lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

flipocrite

aplpaca

google image search "carolina wren sleeping" rn do it

aplpaca

fine i will do it for you

aplpaca

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parkayquarts

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

timelordsandkittens

the princess bride is such a good fucking movie

timelordsandkittens

sorry but "I want my father back you son of a bitch" is THE best line in cinema. no exceptions

timelordsandkittens

perfect movie. no notes. every director should learn from this

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