splatlands citizen

Book from 2220 titled "Kin drama in the discord - recreational escapism in the late american empire"

please stop dumping bodies in the glarb river it is my only source of fresh water

well thanks to a plague of sponges the river is gone now nobody gets anything

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it