WHAT IS GOD TO YOUR WIFE

i should watch more movies and i should read more and i should get a new hobby and i should pick my old hobbies back up and i should clean my house and i should start exercising regularly and i should get a degree in something and i should quit my job and i should commit a crime and i should burn down a building and actually i should leave my life and become a hermit living in the mountains and talking to birds

Dog motif written by someone who doesn’t like dogs. calling somebody somebody else’s dog in that they’re badly trained and potentially dangerous but everyone coos over them and lets them walk around off leash and you know that if they try to maul you and you complain even a little bit you’re definitely going to be the one that gets yelled at

cool bunny thursday

abunnies hop can often destroy everytjinggggggg

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.