Gender is a spectrum and I'm on it. Somewhere. Probably

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

the real question is what are they going to call doctor who when it comes back

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

they should let me run doctor who. I have some ideas

next dw showrunner should beg for ncuti back and the only acknowledgement of the regeneration is a throwaway "what, babe, never had a little narrative breakdown before?"

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

they should let me run doctor who. I have some ideas

if you had a banana for a penis would it be a bononer

more characters with superpowers who look into the whole superhero thing and decide "hm no i do not want to participate in this actually"

to be clear i'm not saying they turn to supervillainy. they just look at their superpower-based career options and decide to go in an unrelated direction. dental hygienist. supply chain management. HVAC technician in surprisingly high demand

One time at my manufacturing job I got asked about what superpowers I would want and I concluded that the most passion driven power/job I could imagine was just knowing the precise location of all sharks. I would be unable to control them or communicate with them. But I am invaluable to conservation work, ocean photography, zoology, lifeguards, etc. I have no idea if I could or would want to profit from this, I would probably still have a 9-5, but I like to think of spending my spare time just answering texts about Greenland sharks and doing horrifying guest appearances on weather broadcasts.

when it finally happens they shouldn’t lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

“Dear Sister” is the rare SNL sketch making fun of a specific pop culture moment that transcended the thing it is a satire of. No one remembers the OC but the sketch is still wonderful regardless.

it’s the overlapping music cues that kill me

^^^^^ these people get it