Gender is a spectrum and I'm on it. Somewhere. Probably

there's a young (I assume) crow outside my apartment (third floor) and I put out water and some food for it (it's been there all day, clearly trapped, can't seem to fly, no obvious injuries) and I hope it's gotten better and flown away by tomorrow but if not. I am going on a trip to a wildlife rehab I guess.

vital crow update: I called the wildlife center, they confirmed it's a juvenile, the parents are nearby (they really don't like that I live right next to their baby), and it's just learning to fly and got stuck in an inopportune place. I hope I have not made any crow enemies by trying to take care of it. or like. living nearby

final (hopefully) update: the baby is gone, presumably relocated/flew away, and as of this morning I am no longer getting swooped by crows for the crime of (checks notes) entering and leaving my home

if ur ad requires more than one click to bypass I should legally be allowed to kill you

ALSO if the "skip ad" button takes me to the play store you should be drawn and quartered. that's all

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

there's a young (I assume) crow outside my apartment (third floor) and I put out water and some food for it (it's been there all day, clearly trapped, can't seem to fly, no obvious injuries) and I hope it's gotten better and flown away by tomorrow but if not. I am going on a trip to a wildlife rehab I guess.

vital crow update: I called the wildlife center, they confirmed it's a juvenile, the parents are nearby (they really don't like that I live right next to their baby), and it's just learning to fly and got stuck in an inopportune place. I hope I have not made any crow enemies by trying to take care of it. or like. living nearby

Once Oscar Wilde, coming down to lunch, was asked how he had spent his morning. "I was hard at work," he said. "Oh?" he was asked. "Did you accomplish much?" "Yes indeed," said Wilde. "I inserted a comma." At dinner, he was asked how he had spent his afternoon. "More work," he said. "Inserted another comma?" was the rather sardonic question. "No, said Wilde, unperturbed. "I removed the one I had inserted in the morning."

Ok let's start brainstorming. If we get another soft reboot in like 15 years what are we going to call it? And/or what will we call new who