Decrepit MCYT Enthusiast

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

Just saw a skarmory swoop down and take some kids pet ralts

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

Longest one going on 7!

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

a minecraft smp is a kind of dead wife

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

The Masc of Amontillado

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

sometimes indie devs will be like for the art style we painstakingly carved each and every frame from marble in real life and it’s like wow that’s really cool im glad youre so dedicated. uh. is the game actually fun or

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk