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Born to make cool lizard keychains out of beads

Forced to answer emails

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I'm weeding books at work and found the most 70s cookbook ever omg

HELP

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I'M CALLING THE POLICE

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TWO CUPS OF KETCHUP

#there ought to be a law

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More wonders from the 70s cookbook

Abolish the prison system and replace it with this.

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I sentence you to the Green and Gold Salad with Tart Dressing

(court murmurs, the defendant's mother screams)

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We've narrowed down the murder weapon to one of these.

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More wonders from the 70s cookbook

Abolish the prison system and replace it with this.

effiecalvin

I sentence you to the Green and Gold Salad with Tart Dressing

(court murmurs, the defendant's mother screams)

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More wonders from the 70s cookbook

Abolish the prison system and replace it with this.

effiecalvin

I'm weeding books at work and found the most 70s cookbook ever omg

HELP

effiecalvin

I'M CALLING THE POLICE

#four and a half POUNDS of gelatin

I'm weeding books at work and found the most 70s cookbook ever omg

HELP

effiecalvin

the rain is raining

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its the best sound

the rain is raining

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I'm generally fine most of the time but occasionally I just get this surge of I AM TIRED OF BEING EVERYONE'S SECOND CHOICE AAAAGHHH

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montreal goodwill ft. the most bootleg shirt of all time

I want to fight that sign

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OXYGEN

MHHK

CACRAAT

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everyone is trying to climb in my window today

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two birds and just now a big bug

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nature wants to hang out with me

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leaf

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everyone is trying to climb in my window today

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two birds and just now a big bug

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nature wants to hang out with me

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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

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everyone is trying to climb in my window today

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two birds and just now a big bug

everyone is trying to climb in my window today

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