Effie Calvin

I have a face for radio, a voice for print, and a personality for being sealed away in a tomb for five thousand years.

once i get out of this tomb its over for you bitches

The biggest fantasy element in TOI is the authority figures tell the peasants to stay inside while they go out and fight the monsters

Divine right of kings is an easier sell when the king and also his queen are not only prepared but honestly psyched to throw down with whatever the fuck is stealing our goats

I am reluctant to use a laser pointer as a toy bc I've read its not good for them, and I only bought it as a means to trick Charlotte into leaving at night so I can sleep, but she actually loves it and she's worked out that the laser pointer is the source of the dot so when she wants me to make her a dot she finds the pointer and starts batting it around, which I think is pretty smart for a cat.