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My beautiful daughter

every freaking time

me: I wish for Specific Thing tumblr: lol dumbass, Other Thing already exists me: No, I do not wish for Other Thing, I want Specific Thing tumblr: this dumbass doesn't know about Other Thing

#there's at least four of my posts that this could be about

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eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

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I DO NOT WANT A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE I DO NOT HAVE THE INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS GIGANTAMAX EEVEE IS GETTING PLACED IN A CANNON AND FIRED AT THE MOON

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eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

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Sooo... Gigantamax Eevee...?

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Gigantamax Eevee is not an evolution. It is a temporary transformation. It can only become big and floofy for short periods of time in specific locations. I want an eevee that is permanently bigger and floofier to be my pillow forever and since my house is not built on a power spot I need a permanent evolution.

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Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

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#artists

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Edited for all my writer friends out there

a moth flew into my ear and crawled through my ear canal and onto my brain and now its reading all my thoughts. he says i am very creative and cool.

It's always kind of awkward when someone is mad at me bc trans ppl exist in my worldbuilding but they don't want to just come out and say so, I guess bc they realize that looks bad, so they just get non-specifically angry about the books existing or make things up that aren't canon. I once got told I was lesbophobic bc gay couples can magically transition to have bio kids together if they want, and if I respected lesbians (I literally am one) I'd have a way it could be done purely by magic. Which I do. It's also in the books. Like. What do you even do when you're up against those kinds of bad faith interpretations of your work?

I went to the vending machine and got chips and it gave me two bags

#hooray

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Someday

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Everyone's Friend

#yeah

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Something really weird just happened to me. I fell asleep like the moment I got home from work, just woke up at like 9:10 and thought I'd slept through my alarm, dressed and ran out the door, only realized halfway down the street that it's 9pm and it's still Wednesday.

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I am so disoriented

Something really weird just happened to me. I fell asleep like the moment I got home from work, just woke up at like 9:10 and thought I'd slept through my alarm, dressed and ran out the door, only realized halfway down the street that it's 9pm and it's still Wednesday.

#and since its summer in ireland rn its still broad daylight as i type this

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How it feels

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Not beautiful or talented but a secret third thing.

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Cursed.

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I got a papercut drawing this.

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"Adale, where did our floor go?"

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[Image: A short comic in traditional pen and paper, featuring simplified character drawings (more complicated than stick figures, but not by much). The characters are Esofi (plus size, with fluffy curls and a poofy dress) and Adale (slender, more form-fitting dress, straight hair). They're shown in a very simple room with a single bed, a window, and a door. The line representing the floor disappears after the first panel. Transcript follows.]

Adale, gesturing: "oh no there is only one bed"

Adale, throwing her arms up dramatically: "in this bedroom where i live"

Adale, gesturing to Esofi: "with my wife"

Adale, over a closeup of Esofi: "who i married"

Esofi, who has been very patient this entire time: "are you stupid"

#yeah what they said

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