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when i take a shower i want the temperature to be boiling hot and i want the water pressure to feel like i'm being shot with a gun
out of the loop, can anyone explain to me why we were supposed to be demure and mindful? i'm neither of those things and they don't sound fun to me. i live under a rock. i missed the whole trend.
Charlotte is a good girl all day long, she mostly wants to sit beside me while I work and occasionally get petted. But the moment I turn the lights off for bedtime she turns into a wild monster and I have to put her out in the hall or else all of my worldly possessions will be thrown on the floor and batted around.
The only problem is now she associates bedtime with being put in the hall and she would much rather be in my room causing chaos, so she runs and hides under my bed where I can't reach her in hopes I'll let her stay so I have to launch a cat treat out of my bedroom and have her chase it and close the door quickly before she circles back. But if I do a cat treat too often she stops falling for it so I have to switch it out for a laser pointer or something else.
She really isn't interested in playing during the day so I can't wear her out so she sleeps at night, but she does have a giant running wheel that she loves to go on especially at 2am it is her favorite time to run. Sounds like a car driving around the house but it makes her happy.
I am reluctant to use a laser pointer as a toy bc I've read its not good for them, and I only bought it as a means to trick Charlotte into leaving at night so I can sleep, but she actually loves it and she's worked out that the laser pointer is the source of the dot so when she wants me to make her a dot she finds the pointer and starts batting it around, which I think is pretty smart for a cat.
Charlotte is a good girl all day long, she mostly wants to sit beside me while I work and occasionally get petted. But the moment I turn the lights off for bedtime she turns into a wild monster and I have to put her out in the hall or else all of my worldly possessions will be thrown on the floor and batted around.
The only problem is now she associates bedtime with being put in the hall and she would much rather be in my room causing chaos, so she runs and hides under my bed where I can't reach her in hopes I'll let her stay so I have to launch a cat treat out of my bedroom and have her chase it and close the door quickly before she circles back. But if I do a cat treat too often she stops falling for it so I have to switch it out for a laser pointer or something else.
She really isn't interested in playing during the day so I can't wear her out so she sleeps at night, but she does have a giant running wheel that she loves to go on especially at 2am it is her favorite time to run. Sounds like a car driving around the house but it makes her happy.

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All Pikachu that can't evolve due to having a costume of some sort should automatically get gigantamax factor send tweet
Please, Candela, we can't keep doing this.
In films and shows where an animal dies, they should do a post-credits scene of that animal jumping back up after their "death" and getting treats and praise from the other actors for doing such a good job of playing dead.
They should take the animal on a press tour so we can all see he's okay.
One of the cats who played Church the zombie cat in the 2019 remake of Pet Sematary, fancied up for the premiere.
I am physically incapable of watching a Pet Sematary film but I LOVE this!
In films and shows where an animal dies, they should do a post-credits scene of that animal jumping back up after their "death" and getting treats and praise from the other actors for doing such a good job of playing dead.
They should take the animal on a press tour so we can all see he's okay.

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In films and shows where an animal dies, they should do a post-credits scene of that animal jumping back up after their "death" and getting treats and praise from the other actors for doing such a good job of playing dead.
Born to make cool lizard keychains out of beads
Forced to answer emails
I'm weeding books at work and found the most 70s cookbook ever omg
HELP
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
TWO CUPS OF KETCHUP
More wonders from the 70s cookbook
Abolish the prison system and replace it with this.
I sentence you to the Green and Gold Salad with Tart Dressing
(court murmurs, the defendant's mother screams)
We've narrowed down the murder weapon to one of these.
More wonders from the 70s cookbook
Abolish the prison system and replace it with this.
I sentence you to the Green and Gold Salad with Tart Dressing
(court murmurs, the defendant's mother screams)

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More wonders from the 70s cookbook
Abolish the prison system and replace it with this.
I'm weeding books at work and found the most 70s cookbook ever omg
HELP
I'M CALLING THE POLICE