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#yeah

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Something really weird just happened to me. I fell asleep like the moment I got home from work, just woke up at like 9:10 and thought I'd slept through my alarm, dressed and ran out the door, only realized halfway down the street that it's 9pm and it's still Wednesday.

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I am so disoriented

Something really weird just happened to me. I fell asleep like the moment I got home from work, just woke up at like 9:10 and thought I'd slept through my alarm, dressed and ran out the door, only realized halfway down the street that it's 9pm and it's still Wednesday.

#and since its summer in ireland rn its still broad daylight as i type this

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How it feels

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Not beautiful or talented but a secret third thing.

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Cursed.

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I got a papercut drawing this.

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"Adale, where did our floor go?"

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[Image: A short comic in traditional pen and paper, featuring simplified character drawings (more complicated than stick figures, but not by much). The characters are Esofi (plus size, with fluffy curls and a poofy dress) and Adale (slender, more form-fitting dress, straight hair). They're shown in a very simple room with a single bed, a window, and a door. The line representing the floor disappears after the first panel. Transcript follows.]

Adale, gesturing: "oh no there is only one bed"

Adale, throwing her arms up dramatically: "in this bedroom where i live"

Adale, gesturing to Esofi: "with my wife"

Adale, over a closeup of Esofi: "who i married"

Esofi, who has been very patient this entire time: "are you stupid"

#yeah what they said

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Not beautiful or talented but a secret third thing.

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Cursed.

Not beautiful or talented but a secret third thing.

whoever buys me a nintendo switch gets to be my girlfriend

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When I am king I will build a gigantic fan and we will all stand in front of it

going to the long bacon store, anyone want anything?

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It's a hot summer day. I have a sword in one hand and an ice cream cone in the other. I absent-mindedly lick the blade.

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once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who never received any emails

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she lived happily ever after

When I am king I will build a gigantic fan and we will all stand in front of it

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I got a papercut drawing this.

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"Adale, where did our floor go?"

once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who never received any emails

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