Effie Calvin

a moth flew into my ear and crawled through my ear canal and onto my brain and now its reading all my thoughts. he says i am very creative and cool.

It's always kind of awkward when someone is mad at me bc trans ppl exist in my worldbuilding but they don't want to just come out and say so, I guess bc they realize that looks bad, so they just get non-specifically angry about the books existing or make things up that aren't canon. I once got told I was lesbophobic bc gay couples can magically transition to have bio kids together if they want, and if I respected lesbians (I literally am one) I'd have a way it could be done purely by magic. Which I do. It's also in the books. Like. What do you even do when you're up against those kinds of bad faith interpretations of your work?

I went to the vending machine and got chips and it gave me two bags

Someday

Something really weird just happened to me. I fell asleep like the moment I got home from work, just woke up at like 9:10 and thought I'd slept through my alarm, dressed and ran out the door, only realized halfway down the street that it's 9pm and it's still Wednesday.

Not beautiful or talented but a secret third thing.

whoever buys me a nintendo switch gets to be my girlfriend

going to the long bacon store, anyone want anything?