Effie Calvin

One thing I vividly remember from childhood is being told that I need to learn to endure abusive people and/or situations because as an adult I won't be able to just walk away from them and I am now in my 30s and I am pleased to report that I can and do walk away from abusive shit literally whenever the hell I feel like it

Annual holiday where I get to eat pretty rocks and stones

at what point did Incorrect Quotes transform from "something you could reasonably imagine the characters saying" to "let's just jam our favorite characters into literally every known textual or verbal exchange regardless of their actual personalities"?

I'm secretly one human being in a trench coat.

my phone glitched up right during the swinub spotlight hour and I literally missed the entire thing

I had a doctors appointment today but I forgot to bring all my blood and my bones and everything. So embarrassing.

I passed my Irish driving test so now I can drive on all sides of the road. I am twice as powerful as the average driver. I have literally no weaknesses. I can do a roundabout.

It's always interesting to me when I'm telling someone about some aspect of my life and they say something that makes it clear we have experienced existence in radically different ways.