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All Pikachu that can't evolve due to having a costume of some sort should automatically get gigantamax factor send tweet

#effie plays pokemon

Please, Candela, we can't keep doing this.

#effie plays pokemon

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In films and shows where an animal dies, they should do a post-credits scene of that animal jumping back up after their "death" and getting treats and praise from the other actors for doing such a good job of playing dead.

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They should take the animal on a press tour so we can all see he's okay.

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One of the cats who played Church the zombie cat in the 2019 remake of Pet Sematary, fancied up for the premiere.

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I am physically incapable of watching a Pet Sematary film but I LOVE this!

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In films and shows where an animal dies, they should do a post-credits scene of that animal jumping back up after their "death" and getting treats and praise from the other actors for doing such a good job of playing dead.

effiecalvin

They should take the animal on a press tour so we can all see he's okay.

In films and shows where an animal dies, they should do a post-credits scene of that animal jumping back up after their "death" and getting treats and praise from the other actors for doing such a good job of playing dead.

Born to make cool lizard keychains out of beads

Forced to answer emails

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I'm weeding books at work and found the most 70s cookbook ever omg

HELP

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I'M CALLING THE POLICE

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TWO CUPS OF KETCHUP

#there ought to be a law

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More wonders from the 70s cookbook

Abolish the prison system and replace it with this.

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I sentence you to the Green and Gold Salad with Tart Dressing

(court murmurs, the defendant's mother screams)

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We've narrowed down the murder weapon to one of these.

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More wonders from the 70s cookbook

Abolish the prison system and replace it with this.

effiecalvin

I sentence you to the Green and Gold Salad with Tart Dressing

(court murmurs, the defendant's mother screams)

More wonders from the 70s cookbook

Abolish the prison system and replace it with this.

effiecalvin

I'm weeding books at work and found the most 70s cookbook ever omg

HELP

effiecalvin

I'M CALLING THE POLICE

#four and a half POUNDS of gelatin

I'm weeding books at work and found the most 70s cookbook ever omg

HELP

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the rain is raining

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its the best sound

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the rain is raining

I'm generally fine most of the time but occasionally I just get this surge of I AM TIRED OF BEING EVERYONE'S SECOND CHOICE AAAAGHHH

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