Effie Calvin

I'm secretly one human being in a trench coat.

my phone glitched up right during the swinub spotlight hour and I literally missed the entire thing

I had a doctors appointment today but I forgot to bring all my blood and my bones and everything. So embarrassing.

I passed my Irish driving test so now I can drive on all sides of the road. I am twice as powerful as the average driver. I have literally no weaknesses. I can do a roundabout.

It's always interesting to me when I'm telling someone about some aspect of my life and they say something that makes it clear we have experienced existence in radically different ways.

The biggest fantasy element in TOI is the authority figures tell the peasants to stay inside while they go out and fight the monsters

spinning apparel into thread and then making apparel with that thread and then spinning that apparel into thread