Pick a Fight With The Village Idiot

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

my notifications are once again devolving into a spirited debate about the ethics of actions that could potentially make someone uncomfortable, and at risk of sounding like someone about to get a lot of irate anons I think we're frankly giving way too to much moral weight to hypothetical discomfort

the thing about discomfort is that it's an extremely nebulous category that can be triggered by virtually anything and that's far too broad a category to have any inherent moral quality to it. like. my mom was mad uncomfortable when I stopped shaving. that didn't mean I was doing violence against my mom it just meant she needed to get over herself. many such cases it must be said.

walking into the bookstore with a christian novel, gift receipt, and homophobic relatives’ cash to blow like ok what is best way to misappropriate these funds

Please audio on at the end it's so unexpected.

Yeah that is definatly the child of people who decided to do this.

friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her

"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both

i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.

bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

gay sex isnt this gay

The rituals have gotten so intricate

losing my mind over this

I’m going to upload this to youtube as an unlisted song and then add it to my dad’s playlist

5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF SO CLAYBE LETS GO

happy seven years of claybe

woah