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make your title 'lurker' and your icon a fucking cheese i don't care. just look like a real person thanks 👍

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fishing-princess

I used to think all possessed demon blades lusted for carnage and bloodshed. Then I found this ornate ceremonial flamberge in the tallest tower of a ruined castle. She claimed to be a princess, demanded to be polished at least twice a day to the point where I could use her blade as a mirror, would freak out about any dirt that got on her, and often wouldn’t let me unsheathe her because she refused to let her honed edge be tainted by “filthy peasant blood”. Let me tell you though against all foes with even the lowest of noble titles she would slice through their weapons, armor, bodies, and bones in but a fell swoop like a knife through butter. Then she would gloat over their corpses mocking them for being petty nobility with her ridiculous laugh, it felt like she was going too far to me but at least she was having fun

fishing-princess

Tch, as if I would ever let you date my possessed princess flamberge. Prepare to taste my steel!

No, no, my other steel, the non-possessed sword I have to carry for dealing with commoners. Yeah, sorry, it’s a lot less exciting I know, but she’s kinda refusing to come out of her sheathe right now. Are you sure you’re not a peasant?

gumi-megpoidd

redstonedust

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

lightningbuster

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

lakesbian

mysteriouslyseeing

figure-strawberry

these are the og images

now, both are inaccurate representations of the animal as these are outdated pictures, if you want to see an accurate version see image below

#my beloved

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razzafrazzle

pet peeve that happens more often than you would both think and want

[image description: a four panel comic of a blank grey person, a blank blue person, and the artist's sona, doc, an axolotl with glasses. in panel 1, doc and the grey person are looking at the blue person, who is saying "hi i am male character with a complex about my identity. i am miserable and forcing myself to be something i'm not. transgender imagery keeps being associated with me especially in scenes where i'm most sad and/or angry about my identity, which is male. even if i hate it. even if it's painful." in panel 2, doc is thinking of an egg over a trans flag while the grey person says "omg transmasc king". in panel 3, doc's thought bubble pops as he quickly looks over at the grey person with a baffled expression. in panel 4, doc, still baffled, looks back over to the blue person, who is saying "i cannot stress enough that i am so unhappy with who i currently am and who i currently am is male". end id]

razzafrazzle

hey do you guys like my new outfit

[image description: three drawings of doc wearing an oversized shirt. in the first, he is showing the front of the shirt, which says "i did not nor have i ever said that you specifically are not allowed to ever headcanon any male character as transmasc and the fact that so many of you assumed that says more about you than it does me". in the second, he is showing the back of the shirt, which says "lots of you could benefit from taking a second to assess why you feel so threatened by the idea of a character that you enjoy being transfem and also consider how one's biases can bleed into all aspects of one's life including how they enjoy and engage with media". in the third, he is lifting up the shirt to show off short shorts that say "some of you are just misogynists though". end id]

3liza

cancel your mullvad subscription

tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load

if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy

If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis. If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again. archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717

antifainternational

gockroach

punlich

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

kiloueka

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

punlich

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

kiloueka

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

punlich

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

hisuizorua

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

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titleknown

We investigated how they charge more for less.

So, we now know on a direct statistical level that Dollar General is literally making the Vimes Boots Theory of Economic Unfairness into a part of its core business model.

Sweet jesus…

ejacutastic

True, the chain pays its workers industry-low wages in under-staffed stores that can be magnets for armed burglary. And yes, Dollar Store management targets economically struggling communities, focusing on customers who make less than $40,000 a year and visit the store multiple times a week. “The economy is continuing to create more of our core customer,” CEO Todd Vasos said in 2018.

But to those working class consumers, Dollar General promises to deliver “everyday low prices.”

In reality, without knowing it, customers are often paying Whole Foods prices for dollar store groceries.

A More Perfect Union investigation reveals that Dollar General charges premium prices across a range of staple goods—52% more per pound for chicken breasts than its cheapest competitor, for instance—but masks the high cost from consumers by stocking smaller pack sizes.

In other words, Dollar General often charges more for less. It offers low absolute prices for national brands, but in smaller pack sizes than other stores, in order to push per-unit costs higher.

fvckw4d

The comments under this post will make you so tired. Poor people do not buy smaller portions because they cant do unit price math. They do it because the nearest aldis is a 40 minute bus ride or a 2 hour bus ride or a 3 hour car ride away instead of a 10 min walk away and they do it because they need to make a grocery budget for one or two or four people fit into $200 or $100 or however many increasingly small number of SNAP dollars or leftover dollars. And if youre already at the dollar general, you might as well buy a broom or a shirt or whatever else even if its a little too much, especially if you just got kicked out of your last place or rats ate your big bag of rice or your last good shirt.

Can you imagine it for a moment. I dont care if “you are poor too and you would never be so stupid” or “you managed to save up for that Costco card.” There will always be someone else just a little too tired and a little too hungry and a little too kicked around to ever do that. I promise they exist, so can you stop assuming everyone is you and imagine being that person for a single goddamned moment.

#as a former employee let me also add: they treat the employees like absolute dogshit too #worst paying job I've ever had. there are typically at most two employees ever in the whole store.#the manager is there to receive and log inventory and handle the money at start and end of day.#then one single employee there for 7 hours never allowed to sit down given a single 30min unpaid meal break #that person has to stock the shelves rotate inventory to remove expired stuff fix the shelves to look pretty change out the price tags #build new displays sweep and mop the floors clean the bathrooms AND never leave a customer waiting at the checkout for more than a minute #in a store so crowded with shelves that you basically can't SEE the front from anywhere else in the store?#I still get heart palpitations when I see the sign.#just don't go to dollar general if you have ANY other option.

h0lyshift

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

melyzard

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

amnhnyc

It’s Fossil Friday, so soar into the weekend with Archaeopteryx! When this dinosaur was first described in 1861, it caused a sensation. Discovered shortly after Charles Darwin proposed the theory of evolution by means of natural selection, Archaeopteryx provided an example of evolution in action—a fossil that showed the transition between reptiles and birds. The first Archaeopteryx fossils ever found included exquisitely preserved skeletons with clear imprints of wings and feathers, but also teeth and a bony tail. Today, scientists think Archaeopteryx wasn’t able to fly very well, but the species still represents a turning point in paleontologists’ understanding of the relationship between ancient dinosaurs and modern birds in the design of both its body and brain. You can spot Archaeopteryx, and so much more, at the Museum! Plan your visit.

Photo: © AMNH

weirdlandtv

DISCO DRACULA (1982). From German horror series, John Sinclair.

70sscifiart

Everything else aside, you have to admit that this would be the sickest party you’ve ever seen.

spiribia

The thing about character design theory is I really think we shouldn’t just keep reinforcing our “this is what a sneaky and untrustworthy character looks like, this is what a threatening and intimidating character looks like, this is what an innocent character worth protecting looks like, this is what a smart and competent character looks like, this is what a man looks like vs what a woman looks like” conventions like they’re innate human wiring that we tap into scientifically and not like, heavily societal

gayteensupreme

NOT staying in the tags on my watch

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