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copperbadge

Okay I have lived with this ambiguity long enough.

THIS EMOJI:

Is it:

I am high fiving you over text

I am praying in a vaguely secular way for whatever you said to come true

I have my hands folded in front of me like I'm about to white person namaste

Some wildly unlikely other option

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

#vaguely secular praying for something anticipated #or any time you would say 'bless' in conversation (mostly thank yous)

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

naamahdarling

Hey kids, there is a loving trans adulthood waiting for you.

It's never "too late". The people I have met who started late have never regretted starting. They have been joyful about it once they did.

#video

venusish

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

kittenisajerk

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

uiruu

they kill people

kilncreatures

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

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inki-drop

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

niqvassieart

Sleeping on the dining chair as everyone else gets ready for bed.

avelera

I’m a big fan of reenactment archaeology. I think there’s a lot to be said for recreating a scenario to better understand decisions made in generations past. Usually there’s an inherent logic to them.

Which is to say, that now that I have a baby of my own, I understand so much better the common cultural practice in which unmarried women wear their hair loose and uncovered, while married women have their hair covered and/or bound back.

I doubt it was just for modesty, oh no. No, my friends, I see now that the reason for this common practice of mothers binding back their hair is because there is nothing, I mean nothing, a baby love more than YANKING EVERY STRAND OF HAIR THAT COMES WITHIN GRABBING DISTANCE OF THEIR STICKY, SWEATY, AND IMPOSSIBLY STRONG LITTLE HANDS.

karcatgirl-vantas

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

professionalchaoticdumbass

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree

behold, the default object!

ospreyonthemoon

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

babblingblueberry

behold a man

paramouradrift

Diogenes would be so proud, y'all

jadedanddark

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu--

sailbo-at

I feel like this would get Space HR involved eventually

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charlestrask

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

#me before it was my job 😔#never do what you love for work if you cycle through interests easily

inber

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

thepolymorphexperience

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

hiveswap

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

hiveswap

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

hiveswap

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

burgerdotcom

reblogs were off

ourmutualignorance

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

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biwarlockofglitter

My poor coworker got a fucking earful today

#project hail mary #phm

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