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inki-drop

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

niqvassieart

Sleeping on the dining chair as everyone else gets ready for bed.

avelera

I’m a big fan of reenactment archaeology. I think there’s a lot to be said for recreating a scenario to better understand decisions made in generations past. Usually there’s an inherent logic to them.

Which is to say, that now that I have a baby of my own, I understand so much better the common cultural practice in which unmarried women wear their hair loose and uncovered, while married women have their hair covered and/or bound back.

I doubt it was just for modesty, oh no. No, my friends, I see now that the reason for this common practice of mothers binding back their hair is because there is nothing, I mean nothing, a baby love more than YANKING EVERY STRAND OF HAIR THAT COMES WITHIN GRABBING DISTANCE OF THEIR STICKY, SWEATY, AND IMPOSSIBLY STRONG LITTLE HANDS.

karcatgirl-vantas

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

professionalchaoticdumbass

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree

behold, the default object!

ospreyonthemoon

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

babblingblueberry

behold a man

paramouradrift

Diogenes would be so proud, y'all

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jadedanddark

Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.

The humans hate this so, so much.

Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females

Steve: what

Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life

Steve:

Steve: mother fu--

sailbo-at

I feel like this would get Space HR involved eventually

charlestrask

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

#me before it was my job 😔#never do what you love for work if you cycle through interests easily

inber

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

thepolymorphexperience

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

hiveswap

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

hiveswap

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

hiveswap

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

burgerdotcom

reblogs were off

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ourmutualignorance

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

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biwarlockofglitter

My poor coworker got a fucking earful today

#project hail mary #phm

nexeliam

Sacrifice for human kind

unyieldingsilence

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#project hail mary #phm

shutinthenutouse

derinthescarletpescatarian

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

stitchlingbelle

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.

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3liza

quora is one of the most terrifying social networks on earth which i think is why all the most powerful posters can be found there

3liza

bless this woman Bonnie Wingate. this little piece of short nonfiction brings tears to my eyes every time i stop to read it through

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What I worry will happen while going through airport security

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