Crying Breakfast Friends is my aesthetic

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FIRST TO OBSERVE SOFT FLESH FAN ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may have.....

i feel like this is more funny

Can I hop on the Globetrotting LAOFT train? I live in a similarly rural area to the fic, but instead of mountains, it's... swamps, basically, I live in a swamp that is also a farm. So,, Patton's farm, but instead of goats they have cows and Patton's *surprisingly* good at wrangling huge livestock, it's a little scary. You get a lot more bog-fairies living in crawfish holes, creatures crawling out of lake muck, etc. etc. etc.- Roman and May live out by the river and have an affinity for water-

I will say I am glad to finally have a dental professional confirm that I am not a candidate for Invisalign and will need braces

I've got to look up every possible way to sew hidden, concealed and non-obvious pockets and other such storage caches in all of my clothing, and then have as many of those as I can fit in every item in my wardrobe. Trying to get as much hidden storage space on my person as possible. Carrying around a backpack's worth of shit without carrying a bag of any sort.

This is why I have no sympathy whatsoever for anti-intellectuals who complain when discussion posts use too much academic language. "You can't expect me to whip out a dictionary every time you post—" BITCH I LOOKED UP "AHEGAO" FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.