Crying Breakfast Friends is my aesthetic

not only am I a loser and a pervert but I’m also a gay emo fag

yall WISH jews ran shit. you know how much more walkable your cities would be?

COSA CAZZO HO APPENA VISTO

One day I will learn to tie a tie

My mom has told me about this video multiple times. It seems to define parenting for her. I get it now.

Weeeeee

I LOVE THIS GUY! DID YOU KNOW THE BABY ASKED FOR A BIKE!!!!! THE INEXORABLE PASSAGE OF TIME!!!!! I'M GONNA CRY!

Between this and Manspider I think this version of 4 arms is the most unsettling one.

Peter sobbing over all the heterophobia here XD

Catwoman is right, heterosexuality is boring as fuck <3

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

OK get out of my head 😂

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

Is this the plot of One Peice?

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

I face-timed to ask if he waved, and he (again, very calmly and politely) explained that while yes, he did wave, they were already above the clouds and thus it would have been impossible for me to see. I decided not to press the matter bc it was honestly really cute that he'd actually waved

they should invent a yourself you can forgive