the following pieces of information are all true:
magic potions are real but they only work on wizards
the process and ingredients for making magic potions is entirely mundane (= non-magical) in nature, essentially just ordinary chemistry
most people who do chemistry are unaware of the various magic potions that they are making, because, again, the potions only work on wizards
most potions are colour-coded according to a long-held potion colour standard chart (you may be familiar with red = HP, blue = mana, etc, but there are additional shades + complexities, for example, the red for HP potions is different from the red for, say, blood magic potions)
modern-day sports energy drinks are 1) brightly coloured 2) given wacky flavours using mundane chemistry and 3) made without any wizardly input and, thus, made by people who are ignorant of the potion colour standard chart
the following piece of information may or may not be true:
a very intelligent + capable + sexy blood wizard may or may not have drank an entire very large bottle of what she Thought was BloodMagicSuper+ from Monsters of Darkness Potions™, a fine and reputable blood magic enhancement potion, but was in fact a severely expired bottle of Mutant Red Dawn from something called "Monster Energy Drinks", an abomination upon the seven lords above, nine lords below, and all the unholy subdaemons of blood, making this mistake because someone at the accurséd Monster Energy corporation (may the name be blasted through the bone-dry hells of Ch'thorn) chose the worst and most misleading fucking colour for their stupid bullshit energy drink, and now her Fucking Tummy Hurts >:(
to be clear her tummy doesn't hurt because she drank so so much monster energy drink. her gastrointestinal system is far too strong for such a pathetic weakness to fell her. her tummy hurts because those fucking Perverts at Monster Energy (may the name be blasted, etc) unintentionally made a really rather effective Elixir of Stomach Pain and then just DYED IT the BLOOD MAGIC COLOUR instead of the CORRECT colour for STOMACH PAIN ELIXIRS (a kind of dark greenish yellow) because they DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!!!
