Mossy Bitch

age regressing so the judge can't charge me as an adult

Unreliable everyone

i kinda play a character on here but also the character is just me so it cancels out

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

I think I should be able to punch an upper management insurance agent in each individual ball for every time they make me and my doctor jump through hoops to get them to do the thing they are BEING PAYED TO DO

And if they don't have balls I'm making them get SRS out of network so their insurance doesn't cover it

there should be a website where you're not allowed to be a nazi

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When you make love potions, you have to add the thing where they turn whatever they’re added to bright magenta and give off pink vapour in the shape of little hearts. Love potions don’t do that on their own when you make them. It’s like how they have to add smells to natural gas in case there’s a leak. The high magic council is really strict about this

It’s a safety issue really

makes your puppy dusty

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday