yuri warrior

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

Official Post of Massachusetts

opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

Punk is about supporting your local libraries and throwing hamsters into a river

You gotta get the hamsters to skip along the river like stone if you just chuck them and they sink immediately that's emo, not punk

we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40

$55 did no one else grow up with good vs evil

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?