yuri warrior

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

all gambling advertising should be illegal

same goes for weight loss and alcohol and credit cards and vapes and crypto and medicine and religion and. all adverts should be illegal.

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

Trying to be an intellectual is to consign yourself to a life of being Ulysses Ogre

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now