yuri warrior

Trying to be an intellectual is to consign yourself to a life of being Ulysses Ogre

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")

How do you draw too loud?

Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean