yuri warrior

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

notice how everyone is horny today