yuri warrior

never been seen in the same room together

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing