yuri warrior

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

I saw a diva moment buried in the sand

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"