Where I Rant About Books and Stuff

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??

a game called “hamlet, kanye west, or dril” in which you are given a quote without context and subsequently must determine whether or not it originates from shakespeare’s extremely well-known tragedy hamlet, highly influential rapper/fashion mogul kanye west, or noted Weird Twitter account dril. it may sound easy but i have a feeling it’d be at least a little bit harder than it sounds

if you think this is easy, please remember drill said “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” Kanye West said “Nothing in life is promised except death” and Hamlet said “Words! Words. WORDS.”

my entire academic career

The premise for the movie Anastasia is so ridiculous but somehow they turned it into a work of beautiful timeless art it’s astounding

Anastasia is a cinematic masterpiece with almost no actual historical facts in it that I will love and defend until the day I die

i have no idea why this made me laugh so hard.

*ugly laughs*

holy shit?????

14-year-old, RENT-loving, MSCL-watching me from 1997 is DYING right now.

star trek is finally explicitly gay

yall this is real quick and easy! I did it this morning!

chaotic neutral

This is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen

Only a week left to enter, I’m stoked to add more winners of these cute dice pouches, we’ve not hit the milestone yet but there’s still time!