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I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Didn't like it

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Quick, does anyone have that paparazzi photo of a drunk Ed Sheeran being lovingly held by a man who's yelling at the camera person taking the pic???

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

my me hurts

ouch ough ouch. #MyMe

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will