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saw this cute pic of a raven making a heart, had to draw crowxian

Tim: Why?

Jason: Bruce is chewing through the mouth guards again.

Tim: Bruce’s dentist makes a killing every time Dick starts a relationship.

Steph: Wait, why is this…good?

Jason: Excuse you, I was a great Peter Pan. Kind of ironic, huh?

Duke, ignoring Jason: Who’s that fuckass lost boy with the bowlcut?

Damian: you mean the one that we found in the garbage bin that had rabies, was malnourished and had to get his left hind leg amputated?

Jason: and was fucking ugly and stank

Dick: shut up jason yes! it was super cute, remember?

Damian: if you're trying to use my weakness for small abandoned ungainly animals against me—which is not a weakness—then you're wrong, for nothing about drake even remotely resembles a—

Tim: (digging through the kitchen's trash) has anyone seen my leftover muffins? they were only 2 weeks old, they were perfectly fine

Damian: stares at him in silence

Damian: starts to very subtly tear up

Steph: Is this some sort of rich person thing, why’d you get a sailing license?

Dick: I needed to defeat a rogue and we could only reach him by boat

Tim: Was Killer Croc in the marina or something??

Dick: Actually it was Aquatic Joker

Jason, coughing: Did ya know I died of smoke inhalation

Dick nearly choking on the smoke

Dick: Jas-

Jason: Y’know Sheila was standin’ there smoking while Joker beat me

Dick slowly putting out the cigarette

Jason: I can never look at cigarettes the same

Dick looking at his pack of cigarettes, horrified

Dick: Shit little wing.. I’m sorry-

Bruce, sitting with his arms crossed on Damian's bed: where were you?

Damian: um with dick?

Dick, spinning around in a desk chair: try again.

Damain: Jason! I was with Jason!

Jason, tumbling out the wardrobe: right.

Damian: okay, you got me, I was with tim

Tim, crawling out from under the bed: bullshit, you don't rate me like that.

Damian: what the fuck. Duke?

Duke, spawning from the shadows:

Damian: oh ffs. I was with Cass.

Cass dropping down from the vents: 🤨

Damian:

Damian: I was with mother.

Talia, also crawling in from the window: hello, son. Where were you-

Talia: why are there so many people in your room?

Damian:

Damian: whys this happening to me

Steph, jumping out from under Bruce's cape: youngest sibling problems. Can't relate.

Bruce: where were you actually? And don't lie this time.

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In Smallville:

Jon, crawling in through the window: crap

Bruce: Have you seen my son?

Bruce: He’s about this tall, black hair, blue eyes.

Tim *pulls out an Ouija Board*: So this might take a minute.

Teacher: .....