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As a species, we’ve been telling fart jokes, sex jokes and even “your mom” jokes for at lest 4,000 years and counting.

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What if NFT collections like Bored Ape Yacht Club, Azuki, CloneX, and other such stupid crap were actually honest about what they were? 

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Thanks to product placement, virtual worlds have been invaded by real life problems. But a few retro titles go far beyond product placement, and in this installment of Retro Gaming Freak Show, we look at Pepsiman, Darkened Skye, and other games that were nothing more than playable commercials.

Not everybody has 4 hours to devote to Zack Snyder’s Justice League, so we went ahead and made a Snyder Cut of our own. We’ve got Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Flash, Steppenwolf, Alfred, Lois Lane, Iris West, Darkseid, Martian Manhunter, Martha, Joker, the other Joker, that dumb kid in the bank, and it only cost us $20. Even better, it costs you nothing. Sorry, HBOMax.

In 2015 Burger King ran a limited time menu item, a burger with a black bun they advertised as the Halloween Whopper. It didn’t take long for everyone to realize that the spookiest thing about the burger is what it did to the color of your poop. 

The good news is that we aren’t headed towards a Planet of the Elephants just yet but modern research suggests that it’s just a matter of time. See, scientists studying a male Asian elephant named Koshik at the Everland Zoo in South Korea, discovered that the pachyderm learned to imitate certain human sounds. Koshik did it by putting his trunk in his mouth to change the shape of his vocal tract and produce sounds that sound eerily human. He could reportedly “say” Korean words like “annyong” (“hello”), “anja” (“sit down”), “aniya” (“no”), “nuo” (“lie down”), and “choah” (“good”) or the exact phrases he and his kind will one day need to order their human servants around. Coincidence? You wish.

That was originally written by Shel Silverstein. Here’s his version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZNZt5qVgvM

With the early 1990’s came the bizarre fad of famous stand-up comedians, who weren’t necessarily “kid friendly” getting greenlit for their very own Saturday morning cartoons. Comedians like Howie Mandel, John Candy, David Wayne, and the now kinda-problematic... Roseanne Barr and Bill Cosby. We're talking Camp Candy, Bobby's World, Little Rosey, Waynehead, Life with Louie, The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley and a ton more shows that make us go wait a minute... whaaaaat?

14 Strange Now-You-Know Facts About The British Monarchy