words, words, words.

Best Ship - Round 1 Match 10

here is a better picture of the adventuress:

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

Such a Good Drone letting me get 360 degree shots on bridges during fight scenes

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Einstein on the Beach” 🧪 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

aeroplane over the sea sounds great when it's 1:39 am on a saturday morning in 2013 and you are 20 years old and crossfaded and just puked up bile in the bathroom and did a shot of absinthe to clear your head and you're sitting on the couch in your offcampus apartment floating on the conversation while munching a calzone that wont settle your stomach and mentally preparing to do another shot of 151 with your roommates, one of whom spends far too much time on /mu/ and will stop talking to you entirely in a month when you get a girlfriend.