words, words, words.

aeroplane over the sea sounds great when it's 1:39 am on a saturday morning in 2013 and you are 20 years old and crossfaded and just puked up bile in the bathroom and did a shot of absinthe to clear your head and you're sitting on the couch in your offcampus apartment floating on the conversation while munching a calzone that wont settle your stomach and mentally preparing to do another shot of 151 with your roommates, one of whom spends far too much time on /mu/ and will stop talking to you entirely in a month when you get a girlfriend.

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.