Land Juice Fan

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

You know what I fucking eat up every time? The thing where one character is an optimist and the other is a pessimist, and something happens that just, snuffs the hope right out of the optimist, and the pessimist has to desperately try to do what the other has always done for them, cheer them up. I live for that shit omg.

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges