Land Juice Fan

yeah sure whatever

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

How r u a grown woman and u still think bush is unhygienic tbh. Like are u dumb as rocks

Alt text: A lord of the rings meme. In the first panel Pippin says "What about Pride month?", in the second panel Aragorn says "You've already had pride month." with a picture of the LGBTQ+ pride flag, in the final panel Pippen says "We've had one, yes, but what about second pride month?" with a picture of the disability pride flag.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

They say there are other worlds out there beyond the stone sea, but I think that's stupid nonsense.

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

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@diseases-for-center-control

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally