a hometown is a type of dead wife

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

legalize recreational ibuprofen

official ibuprofen post

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually