It's a moral imperative...

stab scene intimacy coordinator

I have to reblog this when it comes back around.

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…

Barbie worked a lot and her and Ken had an agreement

10/10, no notes. :)

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩