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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Went to Aldi today and there were three checkout counters open and all of them were staffed with people with identical body types and identical nose rings and identical short beards and identical manbuns

When I got in line there was one counter open and the line was huge so they opened a couple more while I waited so it was like copies of The Checkout Guy just kept coming out of the stockroom to duplicate his efforts

There was also an old woman in there, maybe 80 or 90 years old, and her phone went off and it was the Crazy Frog ringtone. Not the original ringtone. The song version.

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

The different poses really got me 😂

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

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i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother