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Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

saw a shop in the city centre having a closing down sale today. 'up to 30% off!' up to. UP TO?!?!?!??? back in my day closing down sales were SERIOUS about it! 50% off! 70% off!!!! numbers so extreme that shoppers would be scavenging among the rails like pigeons fighting over the last breadcrumbs. up to 30% off. disgusting. what is the world coming to

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

help I’m having ideas beyond my available budget

Hey you can’t really like. Do anything about somebody perceiving your behavior as rude. Like they’re not telling you you’re doing something illegal they’re just saying hey you’re kinda being a shithead. It’s not discrimination or oppression for somebody to tell you you’re acting like a shithead rn.

no matter what queer joy persists

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent