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@the-rusty-buck
π²Howdy! You can call me Buck and Iβm a furry naturalist in Baltimore with the best man I could ever love.
π¦Chronically offline
πͺ΅ Iβm old. I was around during tumblrβs craziest years. I sometimes reblog furry nsfw so no minors allowed
πAnti-Fascist/Anti-Capitalist/Anti-Zionist Also: trans rights btw
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living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie thatβs been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman Iβve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman Iβve never met and whose face Iβve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails Iβve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails sheβd sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that sheβd made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports weβd submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my bossβ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence Iβd compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday Iβve had since I got hired.
Iβve gotten literally hundreds of requests to update this post, so I wrote one here. Thank you all for being so invested in my work drama
You don't like New Yawk? π½? Bada Bing?
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u can tell the 4chan migration on here was successful / we lost the culture war bc anytime i even touch a post regarding autism i automatically get recommended more post about it and the post will literally have phrases like βtotal neurotypical deathβ with 20k notes and a bunch of high functioning white autistic ppl rbing it happily and giggling and whatever not even caring that βtndβ is a racist dog whistle no not even a dog whistle just straight up a racist chant but if u ask them to stop using it they go βso now we cant even complain about neurotypical?????β as if thats whats being criticized instead of the fact that yall r extremely open to fascism as long as its fun
to clarify any variation of βtotal ____ deathβ is just a rebranding of the nazi slogan βtotal nigger deathβ like. ur just using a nazi slogan, u cannot swap out black people in that phrase and think its okay to use now, especially if ur still using a word that starts with the letter n like im kinda sick of yall being so okay with hating black people
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You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
Divine, Mary Vivian Pearce, Mink Stole, Danny Mills, John Waters, Edith Massey and David Lochary on the set of John Waters' Pink Flamingos
6 hour workday maximum iβm not kidding, if it canβt be done in that timeframe it doesnβt need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.
Only the best meat!
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A good morning to you!
βFar over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To seek the pale enchanted gold.β
Tasty EagleΒ 1998
TIL the reason you donβt find much Lymeβs Disease in California is not because we donβt have Ticks, or Lyme Disease Vectors; but rather: because the Western Fence Lizard (if you live anywhere in California this is your regular Garden Variety Lizard) has adapted a passive immune response that makes their blood lethal to Lyme Disease Bacteria. Any Tick that feeds on one gets its gut cleansed of Lyme Disease as a side effect.
Fucking neat.
There is a new vaccine going into Phase 3 trials from Valneva and Pfizer as well as a monoclonal antibody-based prophylactic treatment being researched at UMass!
"the only cure for this weird disease is the special lizard blood" is a Star Trek TOS plot that escaped into the real world
People on the internet love to criticize work posted by Some Guy like it's made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they're made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,
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i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject
OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia
it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage
this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen
the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.
anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol
