BABY NEED KNIFE.
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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BABY NEED KNIFE.

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This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience
freedom
This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3
Actually Ive decided to be angry now
More favourite numerical memes:
Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)
Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")
Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")
Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")
Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)
I love all of these, plus I would like to propose two additional, both things that I do on the regular:
6. Comparing a stated number to a somewhat larger number in a context where this adds no information. (example: "I found 50 dollars!" "Wow, that's almost 60 dollars!")
7. Improper use and conversion of units. "I'm turning 21 tomorrow!" "Wow, that's 69.8 in Fahrenheit!"
if I may add a couple of my personal favorites:
8. Saying “maybe more!” when someone very clearly states an exact number, ie, “I have $2.45 on me right now.” “maybe more!” “no, just… just $2.45”
9. dismissing a legitimate fact because the method used to confirm it is also completely legitimate: “it looks like there’s 75 copies of this book in here.” “I mean sure, if you count them.”
the older I get the more I relate to Bert
they should let me design tshirts
i really struck a chord here didnt i

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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:
Oh and for the people who asked me last time what "a lot of stuff" entails
How the FUCK did I forget this
Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.
source engine.
house flipper.
sims 4.
animal crossing new horizons
doom.
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Palworld
Fallout 4
RimWorld (Camera+ mod used)
beamng.drive
Satisfactory
sonic robo blast 2
ultrakill
Shadowrun Dragonfall Pro Skater

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please just tell me you love me.
I do! (You are a bad person, however, and I have wanted to kill you for centuries)
damn the bot really understands the anon relationship
My god. There's been a horrible success at the accident factory.
If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it
If you have a crush on me please tell me that's so fucking funny
From "owo me must abowish capitalism" to "that wasn't a request"
btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion

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My mind reals at the idea that people couldve been playing music like this 4000 years ago
Finally
Historically accurate Maurice raving