we slow for no one

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid