asuh my dudes

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

Pics or it didnt happen

:))))

that’s mozilla herself

it fucken wimdows

You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative

i literally like music

I want to get a boob job after I die so that at my open casket funeral when everyone's looking at my beautiful body they'll all be like did the mortician...? no....

the snirker

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Found a folder on my drive called "in case of emergency" was totally ready for it to be some mentally ill thing i did years ago or whatever but i opened it up and it was the full 1993 Live Action Super Mario Brothers Movie

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.