curls up next to u

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

objectively cutest girls behavior is when you lay down with another girl and you look at her and she looks at you and you are both Looking and saying hi to each other over and over again

Honestly we don't talk enough about how trans women are effectively segregated out of certain aspects of life such as public pools.

do not listen to the brand. You know what to do. Follow your heart

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

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I search up an artist to see if they have a tumblr presence and I see some rando complaining that this artist who draws lots of girls with dicks doesnt draw cis men. Okay. Bad take random person on tumblr.

Its the phrasing. "I wish xenopavilia drew cis men topping" fine. You're allowed to want that. Challenge (impossible) is such an entitled phrasing. The idea that this artist is somehow lacking for not catering to your tastes. Obnoxious.

"Im salty" as if an artist who draws homestuck characters with tentacle penises and knots is committing some great injustice for not catering to your tastes specifically. Like I dunno i think there's lots of things that nsfw artists do thats worth critiquing. But not drawing cis men topping???? Really???

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

it is time to spread this gif again to encourage our usamerican friends to keep their communities clear of nazis

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual