inner machinations of my mind

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

Imagine Mulder finally seeing the Roswell aliens and it's Quark, Rom and Nog..

ambassador garak jaunts around paris with big ass sunglasses on 24/7 not for fashion or mystique reasons but because his eyes are constantly running in the sun and he can’t be seen like that. end log entry

is he pissed about the hat because a) he wanted to be invited to the game, b) he wanted to be invited to the game so that he would have the chance to turn it down, c) he was forced to sew a bunch of baseball uniforms while also codebreaking for the federation and having a mental codebreakdown, d) the hat is ugly, or e) all of the above?

All of the above plus f) he holds organised sports in complete contempt and is angry and bitter about all the complex emotions his exclusion is causing.

at least give him a mic and and a speaker and set him loose. non-stop commentary but none of it is about the game: this is how the niners could still win

Breaks into the holosuite (has form), hides in the stadium roof, mysterious sniper shots take out the Logicians one by one.