inner machinations of my mind

love BDSM ( buying dumb sht for myself )

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

*logs in* it's time to be annoying about some guy

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

Cannot tell you how many times a wired headphone cable saved a device from kinetic death. It was like an action movie protagonist saved by a rope, now I make sure every audio device i have has a jack for posterity. Plus they never run out of battery, and don't get me started on uses after the wire frays out.

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

How many people still step in the Mirror Zone?

And how many people instead enter an alternate universe that’s almost like their own, except for a few changes?

This sign was definitely put there for Daniel Jackson.