hi! i'm Alan, or Cyan, whichever tickles your fancy. i accidentally deleted my original intro post so here's a new one. this is my personal blog for non-fandom things. might be nsfw at times, so read at your own risk!
I queue basically everything because otherwise I reblog spam, yayyy
carrd and other links
my fandom/author main: @ocean-were-whiskey
my fandom spam: @schrodingers-buddie
my much more nsfw spam: @butch-tboy-alert
send hate i thrive on confrontation and stressful situations
finally, some rent-lowering gunshots:
all drug use should be decriminalized
depicting things in media is not the same thing as condoning them
probably a communist but never a tankie
lesgays and mspec monos and whatnot are cool as fuck i love contradictory labels thats what being queer is all about babeyyy
the carceral system is an excuse for the continuation of slavery
involuntary institutionalization is a violation of human rights
the world cannot survive on renewables alone and nuclear power is a necessary form of energy production (this might be an niche one for tumblr but it is a special interest for meee)
i'm whatever the opposite of a misanthrope is. if you hate humans idk what to say to you
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Transphobia is being signed into law in the UK. Let's fight it together.
I am begging the UK trans community and its allies to attend the rescheduled Mass Lobby at Parliament, now on Wed Sept 9th, 1pm-5pm, organised by Trans Solidarity Alliance.
The law around trans equality is fundamentally broken. Government inaction is hanging trans people and organisations out to dry - with a con
The new EHRC Code of Practice pushes trans people out of toilets, hospital wards, and community spaces. It normalises gender policing based on appearance and stereotypes. It became statutory guidance in the UK on August 5th, 2026.
Trans people are now legally their assigned gender at birth and must join gendered spaces accordingly, but if they are perceived as their lived gender, they can also be ejected from those spaces. The guidance says: either break the law, or don’t pass too well.
A mass lobby is where you invite your MP to discuss your concerns with you in-person. Our demands have changed. Ask your MP to:
Write to Ministers and Prime Minister Andy Burnham to say they are profoundly concerned by the rolling back of trans rights, and that they believe that it is time for Parliament to legislate to protect equality for trans people.
Ask parliamentary questions focused on protecting trans people’s rights and defending trans people’s abilities to live safe and dignified lives.
Speak up both inside and outside Parliament in defence of trans people’s rights.
Meet regularly with trans constituents to understand their lived realities.
Your MP does not have to be an ally, they do not have to respond to your email for you to show up and greencard them (details below the cut.) What matters is that as many people as possible show up.
I cannot stress this enough: Showing up in person matters. It is much more effective than petitions, emails, and letters.
We have already had some wins because we took action. The 2026 EHRC guidance has already rolled back its most harmful elements because of mass campaigning by individuals like us, and groups like The Good Law Project. This summer, 166 MPs signed the Early Day Motion 240 to reject the EHRC Code of Practice, because of our campaigning. That is 1 in 4 MPs.
It is a horrible, stressful time, and I am so sorry if you're trans and live in the UK. But I was at last year's mass lobby and the line for greencarding alone stretched around the back gates. It was a record breaking mass lobby and made us impossible to ignore. Let's do even better this time. Details under the cut:
Worried about what to say?
Bring your personal worries about transphobia being signed into law, and trans friends being excluded from public spaces. You are a living person who deserves dignity. Remind your MP of that. On the day, you'll get guidance and brochures from Trans Solidarity Alliance that outlines our demands. This is mine from last year.
Here is an online briefing for lobbyists (10 mins read for essential info, 20 mins for details)
Money issues?
Trans Solidarity Alliance provides a travel bursary that you can sign up for via the link.
Got a refusal or no response from your MP?
Come anyway! You can request a same-day appointment with your MP through a process called greencarding. They will come and see you if they’re already in Parliament. Even if they don’t, they’re made acutely aware of your cause because you showed up in person. This is my greencard from last year.
Here is the EHRC Code of Practice in full. It's a tough read, but some highlights are:
Organisations can’t provide trans-inclusive, single-sex services, or they risk being sued for discrimination. e.g. domestic violence support for women including trans women, men’s rugby group including trans men (12.68).
Trans people will have nowhere safe to pee. If you’re a trans man, businesses can't allow you to pee in the men's, and you can also be ejected from women’s bathrooms if you’re perceived as a man. Vice versa for trans women. EHRC suggests a ‘third space’ bathroom, which is discriminatory and unworkable for most businesses. (13.130-133)
Sports organisations must exclude trans people from single-sex competitions (13.73). A women’s only sports competition must exclude trans women because of their biological advantage or face potential lawsuits (13.74), but a trans man who has undergone testosterone treatment can also be excluded based on fairness rules (13.81).
Trans women are stripped of the legal definition of ‘lesbian’, and therefore no longer have legal protections if they’re discriminated against on the basis of sexual orientation. (2.50, 2.92).
Here is the Good Law Project's better explanation of the EHRC Code.
Sign up for the mass lobby and email your MP here, or click the main link above.
If you are not in the UK but want to support the case, please donate to The Good Law Project.
Save the date and book off work!! I will see you there :))
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The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though
thinking about how ursula k leguin said "what goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives" and how everyday i wake up slightly different and i can feel myself shed the skin of who i used to be slowly, slowly, until i look back and can scarcely recognise who i was... but also she is still a part of me, part of the leaf litter and the humus, supporting me as i send new roots down and new leaves stretching up to the sunlight
need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work
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this is a reminder to PLEASE not fall for people who want to manipulate you and your empathy to profit off of a genocide.
Do not donate to fundraisers promoted by who break the terms of gazavetters (this includes spam-tagging people under others’ posts, and threatening language).
If anyone is using manipulative language on you (“why do you ignore me” when i simply don’t check tumblr dms that often), immediately be suspicious. Don’t ever trust “vetted by gazavetters,” go actually CHECK the gazavetters list.
If you choose to donate to individual families, please exercise immense caution and care to ensure that your donation is going to real people.
I personally recommend donating to reputable organisations rather than individual campaigns, for several reasons:
I do not believe that those who are best at social media and SEO, and those who have contacts in other countries able to set up fundraisers for them, are somehow more deserving of aid than individuals and families without those resources.
Larger organizations can make money go a LOT further than individual families. Several thousand dollars to a family will feed that family; several thousand dollars to gaza soup kitchen will feed so many families.
There is no risk that you are sending money to a scammer, and enriching someone trying to profit off of the war.
I am very, very tired of this. And I’m tired of people who say not to talk about scammers, because it somehow implies that “all people from palestine are scammers.” If a campaign is run for someone actually in Palestine, they are by definition not a scammer. But the scammers are very real and pretending they don’t exist gives them more power.
“It is better to accidentally donate to a scam than to not donate at all” is false, when your money could instead go to reputable organisations doing genuine good in Gaza. Do not continue to reward parasites who seek to profit off of your empathy.
Continue to donate to families if you wish, but do so with care and caution. Research larger organizations carefully as well, since not all are helpful (do NOT donate to Gaza Humanitarian Foundation). Here are several links to reputable organisations you can research and donate to:
Gaza Soup Kitchen
Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund
United Nations Relief & Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East
ive caught myself speaking in 3s like rocky (good good good, etc) irl multiple times and often and idk if thats something i already do but didnt pay attention to until now or if rocky is actually rubbing his nasty carapace off on me
"This is so sad" says a coworker, showing me an obvious ai video of a crocodile attacking a child. "The parents should be arrested" she says, oblivious to the obvious Ai signs
shes what i call a grief-porn person who sees grief and has to share it with the world and get in on the grief. "this is so sad!" like yes it is and i dont want to see it and also grief should be personal and not like food for everyone to enjoy in their own time
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