I’m Monica. I’m disgusting.

I don't want a baby. Well, you have one.

Aren't you disappointed you're not gonna be able to perform for an audience?

The only audience I care about is you. ♡

My Life is Murder S05E04 "The Top Two Inches"

I realised when I was making the other gif set that there was a whole lot of no context mileage in Alexa watching Cori (watching Lydia) during the episode...

Yes, she did buy her a drink.

My Life is Murder S05E04 "The Top Two Inches"

What an excellent episode to be full of both subtext and maintext. Cori is sapphic and crushing on Lydia. Alexa is having great fun being suggestive while trying to catch her out. Something something murder solved.

That's Roxie's third queer role? Keep it up!

Bonus gif:

My Life Is Murder S05E07 & S05E08 "The One That Got Away I & II"

Seeing a pattern here of women in love with another woman also throwing themselves at Alexa, because why wouldn't you if you had the chance (check out my gifs for episode 4 if you live somewhere season 5 hasn't screened yet). The showrunners know who Lucy Lawless' audience are, for sure.

If you're wondering where you've seen Louise before, Fern Sutherland is one of the police detectives on The Brokenwood Mysteries, where I've been wishing she was playing gay. If you're watching My Life Is Murder, you should definitely also be watching Auckland's other quirky mystery series, The Brokenwood Mysteries.

Bonus gif:

Lucy Lawless’ timeless badassness 👑