$6 SRIMP SPECIAL

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

copper II sulfate ass wednesday

“is it ok for mutuals to dm u” there are some mutuals i’d fuck if they asked come on now

If you miss your swing on the christian baby does the catcher like. throw the baby back to the pitcher

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

You can pinpoint the exact moment he turns to liquid

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

phineas and ferb heritage post

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob