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Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.
"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.
I've never banged an alien but here we are.
You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
We have a whole mythic figure specifically for Apples…
[checks wiki]
Whaddya mean he was a real person!?
Huh. Learn something new every day.
Johnny Appleseed - Wikipedia
He did it because he was an applejack seller, btw. And applejack became popular because it was mainly made via freeze-distillation rather than conventional distillation, which meant it wasn't subject to the same taxes as other forms of hard liquor.
The fuck does this have to do with breakfast cereal
[checks wiki]
Applejack (drink) - Wikipedia
I have learned two things today
Undefeatable - Gator Days
I want Shane to also get some mental health stuff to deal with and be supported through, not just Ilya
Give me Shane watching Yuna be Momager to Ilya and seeing how much more energetic and charismatic Ilya is with sponsors and commercials
Give me Shane watching David bond with Ilya over cars in a way Shane was never able to
Give me Shane feeling like Ilya is the son his parents should have had and deserved to have and feeling like he’ll never be good enough compared to who he thinks he should be
Give me Shane not knowing who he is outside of hockey, what worth he has outside of being good at hockey, and not knowing what a life after hockey would even look like
Give me Shane breaking down thinking he won’t be worth anything to anyone once he’s not a hockey player anymore and Ilya being the one to comfort him about his worth as a person
Okay. It took me forever but I finally finished the fic that this post inspired. I hope it lives up to the absolute devastation I experienced reading this post :))
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“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up
Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:
Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."
It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.
bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.
this is not a bit but a grim reality
just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.
Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's
Just want everyone to know that there is more footage of people crying in 160 episodes of Steven Universe than there is footage of Sakura and Sasuke interacting together in the entire 673 episode and 11 movie run of Naruto, and those two supposedly get married after that show.

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[insert pick-up line with an awful fish pun here]
so I spent a lot of last year working with / around this local activist group mostly made up of your typical ambiently queer, ambiently leftist college students. like every loose affinity group it struggled with the sort of unpredictable fluctuating capacity problem of most participants being tied to day jobs or college term times, variously disabled, turning up when they could make it and then vanishing for months at a time. it's to be expected with that kind of organising but it does also make for kind of a pain in the neck.
anyway this particular group does (or did?) have kind of a nucleus of very committed members who were more tight knit and ended up taking on a lot of the practical work themselves. they were your more serious vanguard party type communists, very much structure and role enjoyers, which is probably why things eventually played out the way they did. they took their commitments seriously and were constantly sort of irked that others saw the voluntary nature of the group as a reason to deprioritise it in favour of what might be life necessities but are still basically capitalist pursuits. fair, maybe.
about this time last summer, that inner circle apparently decided to get more serious about recruitment and figure out how to do outreach in a way that would bring in more committed membership to reliably spread the workload. the way these things go, a couple of these guys had originally met through a local gay bar's drag nights (specifically the drag king circuit) so one of the first things they did was draft in another friend who did marketing for those events already and get him pushing for more eyeballs on their event listings via twitter and instagram.
now, bar guy was very very good at this. one of his big innovations was the idea of using club promoter type strategies to get more students more consistently engaged with the group's activities. that basically meant appointing some of the more active members as 'outreach officers' and encouraging them to do things like organise socials for new volunteers and train those people in turn as recruiters, with a tiny bit of a floating budget for pot lucks and house parties every couple of months.
this worked astonishingly well, like beyond anyone's wildest expectations. at a certain point they had brand new members throwing their own parties just to introduce their friends to the people who recruited them, who in turn had been recruited by the volunteers the outreach officers trained. it worked so well that it got to be a problem because most of these newer members were also relatively new to organising and didn't have a whole lot of theory. it was getting very vibes based and suddenly there was a huge influx of people to handle who most original members didn't know. and also, because they'd asked a gay guy who promoted gay club nights to organise all this peer-to-peer recruitment, it turned out almost all the new members were gay men.
in itself that's not necessarily a problem, but obviously it presents a challenge for a group that's supposed to be open and diverse. especially because outside of the little clique who started all this, most of the old guard were not gay men. it didn't blow up into the kind of messy schism it could have, fortunately, but a lot of the older members (especially those who were less into the hardline soviet-nostalgia communist utopianism of the main organisers) decided around this point that they didn't feel the group was a good fit for them any more, and split.
so now the inner circle had a new problem. the remaining group was overwhelmingly now made up of very sweet well intentioned young gay men who wanted to volunteer with this cool voluntary circle of other young gay men who liked to party, and vanishingly few of them actually knew a whole lot about mao or lenin or the practicalities of community organising or what have you. but club guy was like "don't worry I've got this", and suddenly out of nowhere started producing all this orientation literature and politics 101 material that he was chain emailing to his army of new recruits and recruiters. like he just had all this shit ready to go. he had slogans, he had essays, he had these weird point by point breakdowns of what karl marx would have to say about your college courses and why communism was like actually a lot like bdsm if you think about it.
you will probably not be shocked to learn that it very quickly came out he had been generating all this shit with chatgpt. the group went into absolute meltdown, the vanguard party shut down their website and disassociated themselves completely from the whole mess, and the last I heard they're back to organising with some of the older group members and whoever turns up whenever they turn up. but club guy was unrepentant, he'd already sent out all his ideologyslop to his recruiters, who had sent it to their guys who sent it to their guys, who I guess are still out there recruiting twinks into the fully automated contentless communism mill,
or the MLM MLM LLM MLM if you're nasty.
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Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!
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Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other
#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?
I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.
#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny
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can't get over how 'Suibian' is not in fact an example of Wei Wuxian's sense of humor or taste in names.
he had so many ideas that he went 'whatever!' in his inability to pick, and Jiang Fengmian had 'suibian' engraved on the blade of the Very Important and Powerful Spiritual Sword that he was presenting to his favorite, most-talented disciple. who by receiving it completed his social transition from 'doomed vagabond orphan' to 'member of the cultivating gentry class in his own right, albeit by the skin of his teeth.'
that sword name is a dad joke.
every time anyone mentions the name of that sword, whether they know it or not they are invoking the ghost of jiang cheng's father. (which, remember that in any scene involving jiang cheng where the name is used for some bonus oof moments.)
what the name 'Suibian' teaches us about Wei Wuxian is actually something way more interesting and illuminatin imo than his having chosen that would be.
because he loved it. his master took one of the most important moments in his life and interjected a stupid dad joke into it in a way that could be interpreted as criticism and which would stay with him forever, and Wei Wuxian thought that was really funny.
#but also consider: he HAD to grow to love it and lean into the joke #because it was a gift that gave him social standing etc #and it was named WITH A JOKE #that can be pretty hurtful
#but we all see in the whole novel how wwx was groomed to feel indebted to the Jiang #and thank them for being allowed to cultivate and to live etc #so he will lean into the joke. he will be grateful. #he loves cultivating and he loves the sword so he will even love the name it was given #because he wanted so badly to give it a good important significant name he couldn't decide #and he looked up to the authority figure in his life for help in that task! #and the authority figure made it... a dad joke.
#so yeah he is cool with suibian. it's funny it's an amazing conversation starter it can even be interpreted #as a philosophical statement of detachment just like bochen! #but. how much of it was him actually vibing with it #and how much was him doing the best out of a bad spot the Jiangs put him in (via @mdzskilledme)
hm...maybe? but like. he told his master to pick. that's what not settling on an answer to a question ('what name do we put on your sword') and saying 'whatever' means.
'suibian' is 'as you please,' wei wuxian very literally handed this choice off to jiang fengmian, completely on purpose.
and jiang fengmian's dad joke consisted of using that power to do exactly what wei wuxian said. if anything, i would say it's a refusal to assert himself over wei wuxian, even when invited to.
because that's one of the habits jfm got a lot of shit about, in-story--he lets wei wuxian do exactly as he pleases.
he rushes to cover his ass when he gets into trouble. pays the tab for his shoplifting. he lets him off ongoing punishments, on the implicit basis that yu ziyuan can't be trusted to assign them fairly, so as someone who outranks her he can dismiss her will as wwx can't.
(he can't take away her will, or her authority, without becoming an abusive husband, and i will always wonder why wei wuxian canonically doesn't beef with yzy in front of jfm, though he's perfectly willing to pick a fight in the master's absence. possibly very much as yzy cites jfm's absence as cause to deprioritize that he wouldn't tolerate what she's doing to wwx during wlj's invasion.
what is he avoiding? is it just courtesy, to an authority figure he actually respects? consideration for jfm's feelings? not wanting to disappoint him? it can't just be curating his reputation, because that would be ooc. is he more afraid that jfm won't take his side, or that he will, and then for the first time the problems in their marriage really will be his personal fault?
i think it might be the last one because not wanting to let yzy be right about him does crop up as a motive elsewhere imo. and i like it because it resembles his motives for lying to jiang cheng later in interesting ways.)
this guy took this kid home and housed him in his son's room, instead of with the other disciples, not caring who judged or how jiang cheng or yu ziyuan felt about it. (or more accurately, completely misunderstanding how jiang cheng would feel about it, since his goal was for them to be best friends.) he got rid of the puppies that triggered his trauma without a second thought.
in the only all-family scene the jiangs get (because jyl leaves before yzy comes in during the bedroom scene) the major argument is over whether wei wuxian should be forced to go to qishan with jiang cheng, who is being compelled by his parents due to threats from the wen, or should be given a choice whether to go or not.
yzy wants him to be compelled because that would be more 'fair' to jiang cheng and make a point that wwx is beneath him and less valuable; jfm wants to offer him the choice because he doesn't agree with any of those premises and thinks where you can give someone a choice, you should. jfm wins.
that's the pattern: he prioritizes wei wuxian's happiness and autonomy. even at the expense of his reputation and the comfort of other members of the family, to whom he owes more. he goes as far as he ought for wwx's sake and then a bit further.
and he never suggests there's any debt. yu ziyuan says that. they are at odds. they do not agree. there is not a united 'jiang family' position on this issue.