Some of this, Some of that.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

officical michigan post

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

obfficial michigan post

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

Props to Murderbot for both having the most grammatically ambiguous common pronouns and not allowing anyone to use its name. MB was like “if you absolutely must talk about me in any capacity I’m going to make that as difficult as possible for you” and I respect that.

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

except unless they're willing to let everything but the core concept of fake-marriage-to-someone-of-different-sexuality invert there's a couple problems even if we're not gonna get into the nitty gritty of movie parallels, regardless of Taylor's sexuality, for this I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry thing to work A. the marriage would have to provide the same or similar benefits not just like benefit of societal acceptance or w/e and B. Travis would have to be gay too

fuuuuck oh my god, do you think gaylors would do that? concoct a shoddy conspiracy theory that's full of holes and doesn't make sense?

yeah sure whatever

I’m afraid some of ya’ll just don’t have the freak gene that lets you enjoy ACTUAL enemies to lovers. Ya’ll think that trope is just like coworkers fighting over a promotion or smth like no give me people that have tried to maim and kill one another or give me nothing