totally normal squid

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ