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Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

Get ready for ten years of nothing but the Piña Colada song.

alien: this is so sad. alexa, play despacito crewmate named alexa: thats... not how it works alien: you and i both know that is a lie

the aliens boot me out of their ship because i've had one line of No Rain by Blind Melon stuck in my head for two days and it's annoying them

The choice of music was all but inevitable.

Reblog for the money crane to bless you

you’d think the hardest part of Studying the Blade would be the actual sword techniques but so far it’s been the one time I had to keep a neutral expression while the instructor explained he wears an undershirt beneath his uniform because “no one wants to see a 60 year old man’s gray chest hair” and I had to refrain from informing him about everyone on tumblr dot com who would. disagree with that statement.

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

Whatever artist is reading this, I want you to know. When you're dawing eyes, draw the eyeball first, then cover the eye you aren't working on and place each pupil separately

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands