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From a Star Wars concert I went to awhile back, and immediately knew this would probably do numbers on this website.

#star wars #darth vader #balloon art #vader's big naturals #i'm so sorry balloon artist #I know you did your best #but I saw it and started cracking up at once

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gokucat

feeding her stuffie must live on....

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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

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Yellow

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No it’s red because of his shirt

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No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

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You have no idea what you’re talking about

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DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

voaga

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

#heritage post

tired-fandom-ndn

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

#maekar x jena #:')

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padawan (exasperated)

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teaboot

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

teaboot

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

teaboot

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

findingfeather

I am making a VERY big point of the Ally flag in all my pride stuff at work.

Feel awkward about people maybe thinking you’re queer but still want to clearly signal “queers are okay with me”? SURE. LOVE IT. HERE’S YOUR WEIRD FLAG.

Don’t fucking at me about allies right now, they are ALSO actually getting fucking killed over us. Take your puri-gay shitty tent somewhere else mine is great with people’s cishet friends and relatives showing up to have our backs.

(“but what if they -“ shitty behavior is shitty behavior I don’t care if you INVENTED queer sex, if you’re acting like a douche i’ll kick you out. wanna act decent and accept the premises of queer coexistence and freedom, cool, i’m not judging you for feeling ok with the gender title they gave you in the delivery room or being attracted to people with the other standard issue title, grab a pop).

vaspider

yep yep yep yep

If you're with us, you're welcome. Sure, sometimes you have to wear the costume before it becomes the clothes, but also, some of the best people at Pride are the slightly confused moms, dads, and siblings who show up whether or not they understand. "Love is love" also means "I don't need to get it to show up for you."

chrismsquared

Our small town (I mean, probably a suburb, but it started as a small town, so screw that) pride parade is on it's, I think, third year? Maybe 4th? The parade is today, and we expect a solid, supportive turnout. We do have some push back from the local creepazoid cult churches.

But we also have a pretty active ally cohort. The crowd is probably 2/3rds queer and 1/3 allies, and the parade itself is probably similar. And we love that. We need our allies, both because they're often our loved ones, but also because we need folks at our back because of the aforementioned creepy cult churches.

jazzybot4

I met a man yesterday who came out as bi to his wife 3 years ago. He's 56, punk rock af, a complete sweetheart.

I told him to bring his wife to the small local Pride event at the library, to dip her toes in.

She may not be queer, but she's married to a queer man, and I desperately want her to be welcome too. She is one half of a queer marriage and that marriage didn't end because he found the ground to breathe. He still wants to be married to her!

Straight people are our parents, our partners, our children. To paraphrase my favorite poem:

"They drew a circle and shut us out

Heretic! Rebel! A thing to flout.

But love and I, had the wit to win

We drew a circle, and took them in".

Steal the christofacist patriarchy's power out from under their jackboots. They may not be queer, but they're OUR people.

They love us. It's only *right* that they're welcome with us!

indigobuntings

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

indigobuntings

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

krchov

(by @galwednesday)

pukicho

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

andy0dandy

Why are you eating hay?

pukicho

They keep giving it to me?

pukicho

Wait hold on, are these posts the reason why no one takes me seriously?

allonsybadwolf

my setup is unparalleled my technology is advanced

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my setup is unparalleled my technology is advanced

dailycatsblog

the-composite-doll

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

robotdwarf

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

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colubrina

nevereverbird

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Galactic Forum, human guide section.

I think we found the perfect enrichment for human crew members.

Our humans really enjoyed this area we provided for them.

They can run, fall, climb and more, to their hearts content.

They really enjoy being lifted and thrown into a large pit of foam blocks, or plastic spheres.

Note: our crew is mostly Xarnian, so we possess the necessary strength to lift the average adult human despite the density they have evolved on their deathworld.

Human larvae enjoy it the most, but even the mature humans are also thrilled by these activities.

Incidents involving "acts of human" are down 18% in the first cycle alone since we installed the enrichment chamber.

el0wyn

A common thing I see on here is "adrenaline is unique to humans and terrifying to everything else".

Now I know realistically it's unlikely other alien species don't have some sort of survival hormone as well, but in the chance that they don't I feel like there's a lot of untouched potential for this.

Because adrenaline has been discussed for fight-or flight situations before; mothers protecting their children, people lifting cars or buildings off other people, surviving in bullshit situations out of sheer willpower; but the way we play with it has to be a cause of conversation amongst other intergalactic species too.

Like we have rollercoasters, theme park rides, horror movies. We jumpscare each other and teach our kids little hunting games like tag, hide-and-seek, and red light green light. We play video games where we hide from a pursuer in a threatening environment and our bodies react like we're actually being stalked in real life, and we do it on purpose.

Because most other earth animal species have adrenaline (or epinephrine), but none of them really seek it out for thrill purposes like humans do. It makes you wonder what aliens would think of us, since we're apparently little freaks that like to be scared on purpose.

#that one scene in star trek #where spock suggests a crewman have his adrenal gland removed lol

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Happy Pride! ❤️🧡💚💙💜

terteradoesstuff

To dance is to be free

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iapislazuli

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”

iapislazuli

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

swprequels

god but imagine being the day manager of that mustafarian lava factory. walk into work one day your computers are all fucked up, half of your rig is gone and one room is just full of dead bodies

captaingondolin

#and then darth vader starts building a house there (via @ozvezdja)

and then darth vader starts building a house there!!

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