The Mischief Of Tad

hang ten indeed friend

That's too many types of blade to be good at throwing

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

The seemingly-simple question "What's the largest number printed on a Magic card?" is unfortunately complicated by imprecise definitions of "largest", "number", "printed on" and "Magic card". I currently have six candidates with varying degrees of validity

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

@daysleftofsecondterm

It's *literally* over THIRTY ONE dollars

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

its just played backwards

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

World Heritage Post

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

Are you currently suffering from The Character?